Sally Chung

It’s been a fun spooky week with kiddo. Curious how long this pumpkin will last.

My SO walked into to a battery shop. Staff there had a BBQ set up out front, cooking up lamp chops. They offered him one on his way out. This tops the Bunnings sausage sizzles.

My 3 year old is going to be so confused today. “Don’t interrupt mum in her office, she’s working!” This is serious business.

Someone asked for advice on how to navigate tech as a woman. Here are my tips. Ladies, feel free to add more.

My significant other could not find the words for Cheese Rings(Aldi knockoff Cheezels) tonight. The only words circling his tired brain was “orange circles”.

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I dislike the term "soft skills" 👇 I prefer the term foundation skills. It's amazing how many people don't invest in a strong foundation!

Just realised that Jedis disappear when they die… Except for Qui Gon and Mace Windu. What’s the deal with that?!

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“However, if you haven’t finished the work you declared upon entering, the staff will not let you pay. And if you can’t pay, you can’t leave. Unless of course you’d like to become a criminal.”

“First, you must notify staff of the number of words you need to write, and by when. Every hour, the manager will come and check in on you. You can choose what tone of voice you would like to have the check-ins: “mild, normal or hard.” spoon-tamago.com/2022/04/13/koe…

Suddenly remembered that back in the 90s, my school mates wanted to rent a Taiwanese drama to watch over the holidays. It was literally a trunkful of the show because it was on video cassette tape.

Non party pies are business pies

I thought my kid was weird wanting to eat watermelon when taking a bath. After trying it myself, I’m hooked! Hot bath, cold fruit. So good!

Overheard our neighbours also debating whether there are more wheels or doors. Love it.

I love that my mum and her friends have been getting into Pokémon Go. It’s motivated them to get out and walk every day. The only down side is that she lags super far behind when we go out for hikes. Gotta keep stopping to catch the pokemons 😄

@LukeSleeman Yeah cool but how many doors were they producing?

No Siri, that’s not what I asked

Tried signing my mum up for a membership to shop online. They don’t want to onboard anyone over the age of 60? More reasons to use fake internet birthdays.