god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩

my friend is at a fancy wedding in NYC and I absolutely lost my mind at this shrimp luge. so unsettling

tough weekend for girls who don’t care about golf or Justin Bieber AND whose bfs are out of town

@ohxshelbs Girl the ai……………….

obsessed !!!

@ercmallet no the fuck it did not.

getting a motorcycle just got way more realistic 🫪

no it’s not lol get more (and better) friends 💜

that’s MYYYY celeb @wobblymami

@BootleggedChad They’re not clogged pores they are sebaceous filaments!! Use AHA and BHA and salicylic acid products to minimize the dark look!!!

okay but fr how do i empty all of my pores on my face that aren’t big enough to be full blackheads but are still clogged

@RllyCoolAndNice baby you can fix the alarm volume under sounds/haptics in settings lmao…

The new iPhone volume settings making my alarm not make any sound… overslept my meeting. I now have major trust issues that I didn’t know I had. Why the heck would i not want my alarm to make any sound???? 😭😭😭 gonna have to buy an actual clock now like an old person smh

@CarterCruise Carter.

my friends recommended this book. should i dive into it?

@11kmrn Get acrylic ones for while you’re in hospi, that’s what I did. I went to piercer to take mine out and put in the acrylics. Wasn’t gonna deal w that shit

like i actually dont know if i can untwist them. i might have to go to a professional to get them removed

having a minor surgery done friday and im more worried about the fact that i have to take my nipple rings out for the first time in 8 years

It gives me great pleasure to share that “Patrick Stewart Performs the Complete Sonnets of William Shakespeare” is available now! If you followed my Sonnet-A-Day pandemic series, you’ll know the inspiration behind this project and the wonderful community that brought this to life.  All 154 of Shakespeare’s Sonnets, recorded with commentary by yours truly, are now available: bit.ly/PatrickStewart… @SimonAudio

one of the funniest DM slides I’ve ever dealt with. bro got up and started GRINDING (messaging me incessantly and apologizing for it?) he didn’t appreciate my reply tho

@jranft @bribrisimps Then why reply in the first place lol

not for nothing being an alleged theatre kid and not knowing laura benanti is like being a basketball fan and not knowing steph curry

Well yes

@endofanerajc It’s gonna feel gross when it’s wet too I’d just do target or asos for an affordable one

When I was 17, I stood on a Disney Channel set and sang "We went to the moon in 1969" into a camera. It was supposed to be a joke — a deliberately silly song about a historical fact. But somehow that little earworm stuck with millions of kids who are now the adults watching tonight's launch. Artemis II is sending the first woman toward the Moon. The first Black astronaut to the Moon. The first Canadian to the Moon. Under a full Pink Moon. On April 1st. You couldn't write this. Christina Koch, Victor Glover, Reid Wiseman, Jeremy Hansen — Godspeed. 🙏 We went to the moon in 1969. And tonight, we're going back. #Artemis2 #NASA #ChristinaKoch #WeWentToTheMoon #PinkMoon #BackToTheMoon

@raifordpalmer @WhiteBabyFac Hey Raiford, you’re replying to an account that uses a ton of ai images and pushes white supremacy. I would just be more mindful of that in the future

@WhiteBabyFac I share this opinion. Wait more than a year or two: bad sign long term.

People who are willing to get married within 6 months of meeting actually take the marital commitment more seriously than people who insist on dating for multiple years before getting engaged. The long-term daters have the attitude that they need to be in a relationship for years so they can see the all the negative aspects of the other person. They don't want to commit until they feel confident that the other person doesn't have any negative traits they haven't seen yet. What's the implication here? If their boyfriend or girlfriend does have issues that they didn't know about, then the marriage was a mistake. They'll more likely want a divorce if unforeseen character flaws do arise after marriage. They're trying to prevent this at all costs by dating for years before marriage. Those who are willing to marry within 6 months are sending the opposite message: They may not be aware of every negative aspect of the person they're dating, but they'll make the commitment anyway. They're showing that they really are willing to stay together for better or worse. Imperfections might surface a few years into marriage, and that's okay. They're willing to accept that as part of marriage that they can deal with instead of viewing it as a dealbreaker. Just my opinion, what do you think?

dating a guy who loves sports

the human experience is so beautiful. 7 billion versions of every moment. so many things happening you will never know about. so, rich furries in Thailand just—

@caitiedelaney come back. where else can I find you? I assume instagram but this hellscape misses u!!

Ugh I’ve been off this site but damn if I don’t miss all my little fuckin friends that I made on here

nobody: my bf from the other room: “I don’t think people are mean ENOUGH to Moby”