Óthr DeMepsche ☦️🌲🥋Wild African Tack-Back Jaguar

የእኔ ገጽ የመፈወስ ቦታ ነው. እዚህ እኛ አልተረበሸንም. ሁሉም እዚህ ደህና መጡ. ይህንን የተቀደሰ ስፍራ እንዳያረክሱ ደፍረው. ይህ ከተከሰተ በገዛ እጄ እገድልሃለሁ. በዚህ መንገድ መሆን አለበት

Today I will sneak a high kick past the guard of someone worried about my jab;

@DenjiDreams Half these dudes say that but have only seen Timothy chalamet Zendaya movie

@DeMepsche It's funny, the only Dune book I have read was one of the prequels and I actually enjoyed it but everyone says they're mediocre or bad

Quirked-up white-boy jihading it down Butlerian-style

Arrakeen rizz

@flexrushe May I be so gracious and calm in the face of irritating weirdos

Perhaps the most brutal aura mog in human history

@DenjiDreams I heard it was kinda wack lol. I imagined “a machine in the likeness of man’s mind” as AI Men of Iron. I’ll probably stop reading fr when I get to the worm dude lol

@DeMepsche Oh I thought you knew Uh, forget I said anything lol

How do I lowkenuinely explain to MMA fans that the dude on the left absolutely slaughters the dude on the right if they were to meet on the field of battle with blade in hand?

@Mud_and_Blood They’re wearing camouflage

Am I tripping or did Graham Turner completely forget to draw the rest of the second knight from the right? Whole torso and horse missing

You will see your loyal friends become ardent believers among the Fremen

Gm

@BlackLodgeAgent By themselves you gotta be in a certain mood lol but there’s nothing finer with a good sandwich

@DeMepsche I am a recent convert, yes, you’re correct. Unfortunately I’m not as great as spreading the gospel

not my personal favorite kind of chips, but many believe these are the yummiest

@ruby_encrusted In Germany we say antihistamineundmarijuanamaxxinghagen

What’s the cool kid term for mixing antihistamines and marijuana

@TheJGMMA ILLIA LIED PEOPLE DIED

On 2nd though, illia lied and Islam is the truth

@DenjiDreams @shitbiscuit “The best time to start eating your neighbors; is right now”

@shitbiscuit I'd say it's the perfect time actually

Is it too late to eat my neighbors

@venompilled I still clap like a seal when I click on a head

First person shooters burned me out so hard on terrible experiences in 2021-2022 that ever since, I cant even play games at all if it starts to feel like nothing about the experience would be worth talking about to someone else about. Anyone else experienced this?

@WithNightDanger @kayfabecrusader I love humanity. From the age of five we just know the knight in shining armor is the good guy (me). How many skeletons did our ancestors have to fight in pitched battles for us to instinctually know this?

My 5yo saw it on the counter, picks it up "Papa, are the skeletons bad guys?" "ya" "are the knights good guys?" "ya" He then walked around the living room staring at the cover saying "Warmaster" over and over under his breath in his thrash metal voice

When someone else is concerned for my wellbeing because I’m unhinged and volatile;

@DenjiDreams Is THAT what they get into in the prequel books lmao

@DeMepsche Those floating brains won't know what hit em

My most cringe normgroid bluepilled NPC take is I’d rather have a stimmy cheque than nuclear war