Bill Gates Dickburger

@Dude_Largepants @ActualNames1 Ball shit? Balls hit? Neither of those sound pleasant at all

Christian Shitteballe Groom Utah, County Marriages, 1871-1941

Gun

April 26th 2016 was the very first Boundary Break episode. We did it. We hit the 10 year anniversary of Boundary Break 🥲

@satyanadella @Microsoft Microslop

New in Word: Copilot now tracks changes, leaves comments, and more, working more like a coworker right inside your document, grounded in all your enterprise context with Work IQ.

@Microsoft Microslop

From reducing paperwork to speeding up diagnosis, here are 7 real-world ways healthcare teams are being supported by AI around the globe: msft.it/6001Q77aS

@3letter_ 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇬🇩🇪

Nig

fucking cocksucker

Kpoop: Semen Hunters

Leaky black what?

@YouTube Not having meaningless AI marketing shoved in my face every 10 picoseconds

which of these trends defined the 2010s?

Hey Meta, kill yourself right now

Hey Meta respect my privacy online

@Pixar Have you ever wanted to put this 🍆 into this 🍑?

Have you ever wanted to put this 🧠 into this 🦫? See Disney and Pixar's #Hoppers only in theaters March 6 or see it early on February 28!

@ShitpostBot5000 The bot's finally back... And he is denouncing Gabe the dog 😞

@PupperNelson I'm cloning myself so I don't have to miss out on anything

✈️ where are you sitting?

Shocking 😔

@AndroidAuth Oh boy an OpenAI product with a microphone that's gonna end well

OpenAI could launch earbuds with an ‘unseen before’ design later this year androidauthority.com/openai-earbuds…

@BoundaryBreak Let's see if we can get 1000 likes by March 31st

If this post gets over 1,000 likes I will Boundary Break the original 1981 Donkey Kong Arcade game.

Barnes & Noble about to make me an avid reader 🥴🙏