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Ed Wiley

@EdWiley

Stand-up comedian. Married with 6 kids. Accidental goat farmer. Jesus follower.

Georgia, USA Sumali Ekim 2011
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@drewdyck my brother in Christ, you are about to have cankles 3000
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@EdWiley What if I already have cankles
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Big news. I’m getting a standing desk.
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A tornado warning just ended here. The kids and I had to hunker down in the hallway bathroom. During the worst wind, they were still sending memes. Gen-Z is not going to have last words. They're going to have last memes.
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@BiscuitSalad Whoa. Y'all okay up there? We had serious straightline winds for a bit but are okay.
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Biscuit Salad@BiscuitSalad·
Alrighty then...
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res judicatie@cat_i_e·
well I was just trying to see if they’re still endangered.
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ai models call their lies hallucinations like they're trying to beat a felony
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Hey Florida and Alabama friends! I'm on these shows with my friends @brianbatescomic and @JonnieWComedy. Y'all come to one! The last two weekends were 🔥🔥🔥 and these will not disappoint!
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Ed Wiley@EdWiley·
if you're waiting for the Lord to open a door in your life, be aware you may just be looking at the wrong door, this door at the post office has been open since 2008
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When did 2 lbs of Boar's Head Ovengold Turkey cost $34 out the door? Is there a Temu alternative? Boar's Hoof? Tail? Some unmentionable? By the time I finish writing this tweet, my teenage children will have eaten it all.
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Several years ago, I bought my wife a cow for her birthday. Yes, a cow. I live in medieval times. Or biblical times. Or developing country times. Our sponsored child is confused by our updates because their mom also got a cow for her birthday. They want to send us money.
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Ed Wiley@EdWiley·
private equity took that hour and invested it bankrupting panera
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Biscuit Salad@BiscuitSalad·
It's way too hot for this foolishness.
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@drewdyck "oh your llm got picked by the department of war? well, ours has consciousness now!"
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