Jared (finite)

“The knowledge of its falsity eats at you.” -Museum of Rare Birds Burglar

Watching the ‘Frank Vs. Russia’ episode of It’s Always Sunny and shouting, “That’s the master-slave dialectic!” At the ‘SINNED’ scene to a room of people who have no idea what that means

@usuallygassy Stop meaningmaxing

I love to observe evidence and draw conclusions. Does objective truth exist?

“I know exactly what you mean.” I say over the symphony of voices in the bar, entirely unable to grasp any semblance of meaning outside of my own experience, utterly alienated from everyone and everything

No, no, I’m not an animal. I know it seems that way but I fuck and eat in abstract ways, I swear

@heygurisingh This is expected—it would be flabbergasting if they somehow proved that AI “understood” things. Consciousness is required to understand and think, there is no reason for the default position to be that AI is capable of experiencing anything or that it’s conscious.

🚨 BREAKING: Apple has just published a paper with a devastating title: *The Illusion of Thinking*. And it's not a metaphor. What it demonstrates is that the AI models we use every day - yes, ones like ChatGPT - don't think. Not one bit. They just imitate doing so. Let me explain: 🧵👇

His Psalms are heady, Faith meek, Thy hand was heavy, Body of Christ on his hair shirt already

@usuallygassy LMAO

Getting the PBS logo tattooed on my forehead

“Support small businesses!” And then the small business is just a microcosm of big businesses but less efficient

When I first learned that trees are alive I became terrified, I closed my blinds and avoided their gazes. Suddenly the world was inhabited by silent, watchful giants

@usuallygassy Mack donalds

Oh cool you're a new Yorker Oh cool you make art photography Ohhhhh coooool you make art photography for mack donalds and potato chip companies

@usuallygassy Is this regarding left or right or all matters

@EntropyCabbage It's my dream to one day be able to speak the truth under pressure and not just say whichever one comes out first

It’s my dream to one day be recognized by a stranger for how good I am at telling left from right

Can’t spell “Heraclitus” without “clit”

I’m patient zero of the 2025 dance plague

Giving out prions as a party favor

Can I come over and drink your well water

Frustrated boss: “Do you even want to complete this task?” Me, thinking about freewill: “I am completely determined.”

The way people think about cars is so funny “Toyotas are good cars” “Volvos last long” “Subarus are for lesbians” They’re spoken about as if their qualities transfer from year to year, eternally The only true eternal quality here is that suburbs are for lesbians

@BadEmpanadaCPS @AviBittMD Ratioed

Hamas owns you at this point. They know they can post the most cruel forms of starvation and it will be ignored by those who have made the starvation issue their identity. And if they do talk about it, it will only be in the context of whatabout Israel or some Piers Morgan style snark. Again, Hamas owns you. Truly owns you. You are, quite clearly Hamas's little bitch.

I took my pet snail to the gastroenterologist AND the podiatrist and both so called “doctors” didn’t know the first thing about snails