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@vxylily "Leave the money on the nightstand."

What comes to mind when you see a photo of Melania?

@HawkEmDownChris @braves2430 Prince. He's dead, so I'll be able to sleep. And he's small, so he won't take up much room.

What’s your seat?

@Heccles94 No, but you have to admit it's entirely on-brand.

Imagine getting annoyed that Easter eggs don’t say Easter on them, when in fact they say Easter on them. It’s really not normal.

@MaMoMVPY That's only because he IS an idiot.

My god he looks like an idiot.

@andie1105 @ianjk23 @CadburyUK Grow. The. Fuck. Up.

@ianjk23 @CadburyUK Interesting. Why are the huge promotional boxes and posters omitting the word “Easter” and using the word “season” instead. I’ve literally seen them in the supermarket.

Which chocolate companies are NOT erasing “Easter” from their Easter chocolate? That’s the chocolate I will buy. I certainly won’t be buying @CadburyUK

@PM_ViktorOrban @ZelenskyyUa You're soon to be out of a job, you short, fat, little prick.

🇭🇺 We overthrew communism. We fought for our freedom. We built a Christian, family-oriented, patriotic nation. And now @ZelenskyyUa and the Brusselians think we will back down? Don’t be ridiculous.

@AllBiteNoBark88 Oh, FFS, it's just a piece of chocolate. Grow the fuck up.

#Boycott all brands that have ERASED the Word "Easter" Don't like Jesus Christ? Screw your Profits

@TheSports_Shift @braves2430 Tie:

@uscfan981 @braves2430 &

Ooooo

@TheChelseaForum You mean the futbol genius who told Thomas that he should be playing a 4-4-3?

If this dickhead remain at Chelsea, nothing is gonna work.

@_iamlougotti @braves2430 Lasagna. It's vile

Peace shrimp scampi Which one you choosing??

@Babsphemii Thomas

Which of these two sacked coaches hurt you the most as a Chelsea fan? 🤔 Both were loved by Chelsea fans, yet the owners still let them go.

@MbarkCherguia Of course

Ever hear of this growing up?

@MbarkCherguia France

If you were FORCED to live in Europe forever, which country would you pick? 🤔

@MbarkCherguia 2

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@_iamlougotti @td_nash Seinfeld

Which show you picking?? Give me The Office

@trendyhoopstars @DaGman7 Here's what's ridiculous. She'll be the second-best player on the team next year.

FUN STAT: USC’s Jazzy Davidson becomes the first freshman in March Madness history to record 30 points, 5 rebounds, and 5 assists in an NCAA Tournament debut. 😮‍💨✌️✨

@Ford_Nick A strip

Name one thing better than a ribeye..

@USC_Baseball @WellsFargo Good lord, this pitching staff!!!

Friday Night Shutout ✌️😤 #FightOn x @WellsFargo

@TheFigen_ I'm good with that

Texas millionaire pays $10,000 for Cape buffalo (Black Death) safari - then killed by the 1,300kg beast he hunted.