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Protato@GoatProtato·
Can we just fast forward to summer 2026 already
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Fanbrizio Romero@FanbrizioRomero·
🚨 Lionel Messi’s assist vs Netherlands has been voted as the GREATEST assist in Football History. 🤯 @FOXSports
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Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 JUST IN: Navy Secretary John Phelan is DEPARTING the Trump administration, effective immediately, per the Pentagon Undersecretary HUNG CAO has now stepped into the role as Acting Secretary of the Navy Cao is a true, communist-hating PATRIOT 🇺🇸
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MrChitChat@MrChitChat·
Only in America can an ethnic Chinese rise to the very top to lead a superpower’s navy. We are truly exceptional. Don’t be discouraged by bigots, and don’t turn your back on America just because a small group says you don’t belong because you look different. Instead, sign up for public service and own it and guard it.
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Restricted footage@Restrictfootage·
Taking children for a swim in the wild, the child was sucked into the current. Even though the dad held on firmly, he couldn't pull them up! 😱 Thankfully, a kind stranger jumped in and dragged them out! 😭🙏
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Protato@GoatProtato·
@liltuechy6 @kjac011 @Global_Folder Sea water is pretty effective to cure stuffs like this. I used to bath sea water when i was younger from itchy from all over my body and it worked perfectly
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Global Folder@Global_Folder·
A young person who went to the doctor with severe headaches was advised to simply get a haircut instead of medication; during the haircut, heavy flaking and shedding from the scalp was noticed.
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Ali
Ali@RealAliVoice·
🇺🇸 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 "𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞" 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔.𝐒. 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫. The U.S. government is so isolated that they have to invent "secret messages" to hide the fact that their "Maximum Pressure" campaign has failed. You aren't winning if you have to convince yourself that your opponent is secretly begging for mercy. The Reality: Iran’s official stance remains that they will not negotiate until the naval blockade is lifted. Furthermore, they have issued urgent warnings for sailors and civilians to evacuate the Gulf, suggesting they are prepared to close the Strait of Hormuz entirely if tensions escalate.
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BRICS News@BRICSinfo·
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump claims Iran wants the Strait of Hormuz to be opened, but they are acting like they want it closed to "save face" because of US blockade. "People approached me four days ago, saying, 'Sir, Iran wants to open up the Strait, immediately.'"
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Protato@GoatProtato·
@coldtrz @1000xgirl So is the lotttery. Alot of people losing money for someone to win 🥲
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cold@coldtrz·
@1000xgirl Memecoins are changing lives every single day
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cold@coldtrz·
2 memecoin traders just retired their bloodlines
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Khalid Almotairy@KhalidAlmotai17·
@BaldeWaves Everyday i go on this app and see a new angle that pisses me off even more
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Protato@GoatProtato·
@f_neiles82 @KobeissiLetter Market go up = him and buddies enrich themselves. Market go down = he bankrupt America. Pick a lane bro 😭
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The Kobeissi Letter
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·
BREAKING: The S&P 500 closes at its highest level on record and officially posts its fastest recovery since 1982. The S&P 500 has now added +$7.3 TRILLION since its low on March 30th.
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Protato@GoatProtato·
@Sykkuno Bro smash everyone and still keeping his gf. That D must be huge asf
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Sykkuno@Sykkuno·
A message from me and my girlfriend
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Protato@GoatProtato·
@Richinbodymind @FabrizioRomano Sure it cant be 100% perfect but on both legs . The ref literally cant even get to 50%. How low the bar need to be
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RICH MIND
RICH MIND@Richinbodymind·
@FabrizioRomano Football can never be 100 percent perfect. Sometimes, accept defeat and do better next season. This Barcelona team have no chance against bayern or Psg though
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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨 OFFICIAL: FC Barcelona complaint to UEFA. “Barcelona has submitted a complaint to UEFA regarding the refereeing performance in the Champions League quarter-final tie played against Atlético Madrid. The club considers that, across both legs of the tie, several refereeing decisions were made that did not comply with the Laws of the Game, resulting from an incorrect application of the regulations and a lack of appropriate intervention by the VAR system in incidents of clear significance. According to FC Barcelona, the accumulation of these errors had a direct impact on the course of the matches and on the final outcome of the tie, causing significant sporting and financial harm to the club. Through this complaint, the Club reiterates the requests previously made to UEFA and, at the same time, offers to collaborate with the organisation with the aim of improving the refereeing system to ensure a more rigorous, fair and transparent application of the Laws of the Game”.
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DEFCON4 🐐@DukeTheImpaler·
@FabrizioRomano This may not change anything. But it had to be done. Someone has to speak up. Refs getting a little too comfortable with errors. I know they still human and all, but that's why we have VAR!!!
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Protato@GoatProtato·
@FabrizioRomano A total of 32 fouls on both legs and Aletico only received 3 yellow cards. Make it make sense
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rickypat@therickypat·
@MAbdullah61176 @Bri_an2 Nope, he pushed him from the back, while Sorloth was through on goal. He also tripped him. I guess Im talking to a 10 year old who just started watching football.
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Brian@Bri_an2·
No yellow card because Vinicius one card away from suspension UEFA MAFIA
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Protato@GoatProtato·
@dwayn317s @Bri_an2 So shoving a player when they're down isn't card worthy now? Go watch MMA. This is football
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Shubham@dwayn317s·
@Bri_an2 Do you guys do anything else besides blaming refs? If you guys win, that's a win, and if you lose, the ref is bad. If your hate-watched team is winning, the ref is bad; if not, then no problem. Get a life, man.
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Protato@GoatProtato·
@naps4life2 @liabinkin While Marid fans spending time hating and interacting with Barca tweets more than supporting their own club. *literally you*
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neji@naps4life2·
@liabinkin why is barca default to losing is to cry and complain about refs 😂
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Lia@liabinkin·
Say what you want, but Barça fans have every right to complain about these two legs because every 50/50 call went Atleti’s way. And by the way, no Barça fan is arguing against the fact that the players made mistakes. Multiple narratives can exist: Barça made mistakes, but the referees in both legs ultimately ended up deciding the tie, and that’s the most frustrating part. I also don’t understand why, whenever something involves Barça, VAR isn’t checked, but the moment something happens to an Atleti player, VAR decides to intervene. I’m not trying to start controversy, but even last season when Barça played Inter, there was a clear foul on Gerard Martín and the goal still stood. Anytime a situation happens for another team it’s a penalty, foul, etc. Whenever the same situation happens for Barça the decision is always against the club. My issue is the inconsistency.
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Protato@GoatProtato·
@dailysuicide101 @RafaelH117 It just frustrating that everytime Barca foul, they will instantly check VAR / showing the clips over and over again on broadcast while Aletico they dont even bother to do it
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Rafael Hernández@RafaelH117·
He's never giving that penalty, even if Olmo was murdered inside the box.
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j@DispoFCB2·
FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN FUCK CLEMENT TURPIN
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Protato@GoatProtato·
@fox_milder @BaldeWaves Oh really, and how many commentators are commenting on this game? Just bc ur channel were unmoved doesn't mean the others doesn't screaming it was a pen. You're literally cherry picking
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🇦🇱☣️@BaldeWaves·
•15 fouls by Atleti no yellow •every single Var check for them not a single one for us •every 50-50 given in their favour •missed clear penalty on Olmo Ladies and gentlemen Clément Turpin. 👏👏
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