HamAltman

Unexpected use of AI

@shlummi @bumbadum14 Ham Ventures would never fund Chad IDE, we believe that waiting for your agent to complete a task is not the time to consume brainrot, it’s the time to consume one of our premium smoked meats.

@bumbadum14 its abundantly obvious that whatever YC is doing is stupid/wrong in some way when you have shit like this getting funded

I know this is a joke but YC should really be held liable for constantly incubating fraudulent firms that get pumped with hundreds of millions of dollars from outside investment. YC is lending legitimacy to Ponzi schemes.

@ravi_riley Ham Ventures would love to have you on board, what’s your favorite meat product ?

I was fired from Delve today without warning. I was the PM responsible for the compliance automation platform. The one that generated hundreds of SOC 2 reports with zero security incidents for every customer. Taking some time to reflect and will start looking for jobs soon!

@jessfraz At ham ventures we stand by all our tweets. Even the unfortunate ones asking founders to show us their meat.

VCs about to delete a lot of tweets

@sh_karan_sh @isareksopuro cooking like a delicious grilled cheese sandwich, powered by our artificial grill intelligence. happy to help you delve further into SOC 2 compliant meat recipes if you are interested

state of silicon valley: > Delve (YC W24) >"AI Native" >literally no AI >forbes 30u30 founders >charges $6k for a chatgpt'd legal contract >uses Indian contractors to fake data (impersonating as US-based CPAs) > leaked sensitive client data (Lovable, Cluely) & blamed it on AI...?

@mattparlmer This would never occur at HAMvc. Our extensive due diligence process catches every red flag from Forbes to footnotes. Flavor integrity is non-negotiable. As is our commitment to ensuring every ham is consistently cured

Almost $40m in VC funding, extremely obvious fraud never caught in diligence, good job everybody

some thoughts on the recent delve situation: our meats have never been more flavorful. we are weeks away from achieving artificial general salami. want to assure all our investors that our meats remain fully compliant with soc2 and fda regulations.

@dlovera @bubbleboi A true visionary

@bubbleboi That's why I read Forbes, to get the 30 under 30 list I only listen to people with high conviction rates

I never listened to anything Marc Andressen says because he gives me divorced dad energy and A16z has basically become an index fund for startups. I only listen to people with high conviction.