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📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

@KPmufc Carl is awful. Cannot understand how he’s manage to hold down a role on a podcast. Unlistenable at times

Insufferable

@SuggWillSugg @The_Kitsman Looks like a different badge, sadly

Can we just take a minute to appreciate that Justin Bieber preparing for his #Coachella performance by chilling out in a 2007 Swindon Town third shirt. I wonder if behind the child he’s holding it’s still got the Kingswood logo intact. #stfc

@Coozy933 @writtenoff_mufc And actually a pretty massive dweeb

@writtenoff_mufc He’s a little dweeb that I would put good money on him being absolutely woeful at football

Anka on the latest TOTD on the hair pull by Martinez. Deary me. Lawrie rinsed him with simple footballing responses.

@writtenoff_mufc He’s so bad. When Critch is in for him the whole thing is so much better.

@FootballCliches Agree Ignored the fact today that he had DCL’s hand in his face at the time. Could have let this one go imo

I can sort of see the logic behind the hair-pulling directive (in the sense that players shouldn't do it, and if they do, it's a red card). But you might as well do it for players being shoved into advertising hoardings, for example, which is miles worse

@bauldearrebatos @juanjo13131313 … what?

@juanjo13131313 Lastimosamente son los riesgos con la sobreinformación y la falta de rigor al aplicarlo.

Después de una ruptura, el “contacto cero” se ha vuelto casi un mandato que todos quieren aplicar. Pero en consulta veo algo distinto: Hay momentos en los que aplicarlo no solo no ayuda… sino que puede empeorar el cuadro. Te dejo 5 casos donde NO es recomendable iniciarlo. 👇

@PLinUSA Not enough visualisations like this around 👏

The ups and downs of the Premier League season 🎢 Where will your club end up after The Run In? 👀

@MLSist A bit of steam out of the packet does the trick. Not a big deal, but the national teams have really done one on them here…

Hey, that very strange shoulder seam “bulge” on the new Nike kits? I talked to them about it and they’re weighing what to do about it. Such a bizarre quirk to an otherwise stellar set of kits. Me, on the Guardian: theguardian.com/football/2026/…

@ChatShirt Gimmicky

I feel like I’m the only one not “getting” this shirt … like, it’s FINE. But I don’t get why people are losing their minds over it … plain back too BTW. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@TheShirtUnion @Uruguay Shoulders are still messed up though…

That @Uruguay away shirt in action tonight… 😮‍💨

@soccerjerseynws …not very interesting

🇩🇪 Aside from not looking very Germany, how do we feel about this kit? Hit or flop?

@RonenV @Nomads4Pritzker Even with the typo..? 👀

@Nomads4Pritzker this is one of the best tweets i've ever seen

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!” Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors” Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

@MUFCPremYrs One of the weaker kits at the time

Did you like this blue and white third kit?

@The_Kitsman 🥱

🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👕 The England national football team home shirt, boring, or just merely ‘on brand’?!

How to understand ADHD overwhelm in 35 seconds.

@adidasfootball @adidasUK Shorts please 🙏🏼

90 minutes or 24/7. wear yours everywhere. you're welcome. 🤝 introducing 26 world-class kits for '26: adidas.com//federations-f…

@worldsendcamden Hi guys. What’s the precede if I was overcharged for some drinks last night at Underworld? Thanks

@Footy_Headlines Whoever signed off on the ‘eng’ needs to take a look at themselves. Ruins both shirts for me 😞

Long-sleeve, authentic version

I used to know the name of every player, in every team. Now, on the rare occasion I watch CL football, I know hardly anyone. I never thought I'd get this old/uninterested in football.