Hisstopher 🐍💤

Feeling weary Xitter scroller? Stop rest here watch snek dance for you but tell no one what you saw

@Shr00msy How it feels avoiding VPN accounts

How I feel tweeting to random Japanese accounts.

@LokiJulianus Did I shift into the timeline where "No Man Left Behind" was never a thing?

Are these guys just learning about America for the first time?

@Chigoz_ @Akinsanyai1387 @BinoPieere Coca-Cola is from my state, yeah in some places it kinda is. I've seen kitchens covered in coke memorabilia from wall to wall.

@HissHitbox @Akinsanyai1387 @BinoPieere Drinking Coca-Cola is your culture?

プロのコツ：ピーナッツは塩辛いほど美味しいです。1～2分ほど置いてから飲みましょう。最後まで飲み続けてください。先に飲み物を飲んでからピーナッツを食べてもいいですし、全部一緒に飲んでも構いません。 決まった食べ方はありません！ぜひ試してみてください。もし試したことがあるなら、どんな感想をお持ちですか？

@LokiJulianus I need coffee, this was too obvious

@LokiJulianus With what? Are they birds?

I'm kinda confused: why didn't Iran fly out to where they knew the pilot was? Why were they searching for him on foot?

Thanks for telling me about that account, it won't be here long.

The US rescued a downed fighter pilot in hostile territory while simultaneously sending astronauts to the moon. One air frame loss per 12,000 combat sorties and they immediately found and rescued the guy while sending astronauts to space. “LE DYING EMPIRE”

You don’t have to like war. But it’s your patriotic duty to support those people fighting for your freedom they go without hesitation. Least you can do is be a good American and support these folks. It’s country over politics.

@Disliker2025 @SafetyNotorious Man you really squandered the Navy being gay joke here. Whomp whomp

@HissHitbox @SafetyNotorious Nobody is coming to take me anywhere. Youre just going to have to deal with me. Cry about it, soldier bitch lol

Those asylums need to come back a lot faster. @SafetyNotorious you see this shit?

The left didn’t want the F-15E crew rescued. They didn’t want that win for us. They didn’t care about the lives of the crew or the rescue/extraction team. They wanted what they could spin as blood on Trump’s hands and turning Americans against Trump. The commie left is disappointed. Again.

The easiest way to piss off a moron is to QRT them, never fails.

@Disliker2025 @0hour1 Haha holy shit you are stalking my posts? Let's fix that with a little duct tape.

@HissHitbox @0hour1 I'm happy to be a turd in your gay punchbowl

Meanwhile, in Iran on Easter. Behind Enemy Lines 2 Iran circles around them.

@Disliker2025 @romenumerals @doomernat22 Yeah man keep telling yourself that. Have fun with your day :)

@HissHitbox @romenumerals @doomernat22 And youre pathetic enough to be wistful for a time when I could be arrested for it, but all you can do is cry on twitter lmao

ik. i will live rent free in your head along with every other dumbass conservative’s head.

@Disliker2025 @romenumerals @doomernat22 Oh you actually dumb enough to say stuff like that openly my bad.

@HissHitbox @romenumerals @doomernat22 My script? Wtf are you talking about?

@Disliker2025 @romenumerals @doomernat22 'Assuming you guys dick ride', I know it's hard for you to wrap your brain around that "assuming" part little buddy. Well how did Iran handle people like him protesting the IRGC? OP is cheering for their success and you seem to be his white knight.

@HissHitbox @romenumerals @doomernat22 It reads fine if youre a retard who can't speak English properly. Which guys do I and OP "dick ride?" (Coming from the guy who wishes it was legal to throw people in jail for not respecting ZOGbots)