Jake Syreini

@reelistreview @nickwestes Why would I do that when I could ask you? I don’t care enough to google it. Just asked you and waited on the notification. Thank you for your service

The US wants war with China but can’t make a cellphone or a KN95 mask. 🤔

@cbrakkk Have you considered getting extremely wealthy?

There’s 3 major goals I want out of life this year. One is a little out of my control atm, so I’m gna put my heart n soul into the other two for now.

@bronceleciaga Hey, do you want this gmail?

6:52am Me: Storms into my kids room announcing “BIG DAY OF SECOND GRADE TODAY!!” Him: *gets mad Me:

@WidowKhal @awarrior828 I smoked weed under it once

The internet.

@BoxingHistory He’s a Great football player too

Randall "Tex" Cobb, Texas heavyweight who fought from 1977 to 1993, including a 1982 shot at heavyweight champion Larry Holmes. Later Cobb would become more famous for his acting career. #boxing #history

@garycrowelljr @makingnocchi @ZacksJerryRig That’s not that many really

Here's the new 2024 Electric Chevrolet Silverado. - 400 mile range - 10,000 pounds of towing - Zero to 60 in ~4.5 seconds - Pass through truck bed *into* the cab - Four wheel steering - Fully loaded version coming 2023 (MSRP $105,000) - Basic package ~ $39,000 What do you think?

@winaddictd @AfroHyphy @Maji_XO @chrissssjohnson Lollll exactly

@AfroHyphy @Maji_XO @chrissssjohnson I don't think u are aware of Gmail workspace

Y’all are fucking stupid

@JakeUno @wusaeng Tons of weed too. It’s good for the lungs lol

@wusaeng I think it’s the combo of hella bbq chips and lack of vegetables that’s been keeping it away from me

Not getting covid at this point is purely based on luck. Nothing else

@APB_ESQ I have one on Monday, I’ll let you know LOL

Do you also fall asleep in MRIs or are you normal?

@rozstapasta @djname Have you seen the one with the octopus?

@djname yeah! ive watched like 2 or 3 different edited versions w/small differences, and then there's the theater version (which oddly enough, i saw last- it's been my fav movie since i was like 6 yrs old). it's so weird! i cant think of another movie with *that* many variations.

has anyone figured out why there are so many different versions of the movie, the goonies, yet?

Sometimes it doesn’t feel like any of this shit is even real. @ Planet Earth instagram.com/p/CJmFKyzhw8m/…

"Oh, I wonder why Chris D'Elia is trending...."

@k_tke12 Oh no way! I think the last time I ran into you was there like 5 years ago haha

@HollerAtJake Pit stop!

I dropped the foot rest of the back bar on my foot today and it doesn’t feel the greatest but I cannot wait for y’all to see the change ups 😍

@cbrakkk They got drugs for that

Such a nice day out!!! Wish I had more energy to do some shit rn

I’m so bored with this. You all hate each other, we get it. Move along.

@Jlud23 @jake623tijan @c_o1217 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂