Humpty🇬🇧

@wenvoe_wheelers Get rid of the cycle lanes and make the roads wider.

If only there was a book that explained the Road Traffic Act 1988 in simple terms that road users should know. They could call it The Highway Code or something, no wait….

@oboofafrica Pleased he wasn’t hurt, but I think we’ve seen worse.

One of the most terrifying crashes Formula 1 has ever witnessed 😳🏎️💥 Hard to believe he walked away from it. 🙏🔥

@sophielouisecc @andie1105 If they can arm themselves we should be able to arm ourselves. I promise I won’t use it. 🤞🏻

I don’t believe the kirpan should be banned because one Sikh misused it It should be banned because we shouldn’t have two tier rules or special exemptions for certain religions especially when it comes to weapons.

@EdwardJDavey Who gives a 💩 about football.

As the Champions League final kicks off today, football fans are being priced out by TNT Sports locking it behind a paywall. While the PM has politely asked TNT to make it free, I’m calling on the government to change the law and guarantee these games are always free-to-air!

@Conservatives @KemiBadenoch Someone help us

.@KemiBadenoch's Conservatives will take back Britain’s streets

@Suffragent_ @HantsPolice The police have deteriorated so badly it’s hard to believe anything they say. I can’t comprehend how the victim must have thought when in his dying moments he realised they hadn’t come to help him.

COVER-UP ALERT‼️This is shameful from @HantsPolice - who handcuffed a dying Henry Nowak because a brown person cried racism. Comments off, no apology and the arresting officer still hasn't been identified/suspended. Swap the ethnicities and there'd be nationwide riots.

@matt12703 As requested Blocked 🚫

@PoliceScotland @wearebetrayed Tell the police where I’m hiding ? no f…ing chance. I’ll take my chances with the terrorists.

The terrorist threat level in the UK is currently SEVERE, meaning an attack is highly likely. Being prepared can help save lives. In the event of a firearms or weapons attack, Counter Terrorism Policing advises you to remember Run Hide Tell.

@harras31 @BritisherPaz49 Wrong

@BritisherPaz49 I've never been held up by a cyclist for anything longer then a few minutes, stop crying FFS the hate towards cyclists is totally irrational.

Anyone else encountered any cyclists riding their bikes 2-3-4 abreast on country roads recently? Anyone else feel like wanting to drive them into the fucking ground like tent pegs when they don’t show a bit of consideration and move over? (Photo off Facebook post and I can sympathise)

@harras31 @dave_derrick @BritisherPaz49 Cyclists wobbling all over the road shouting at each other in large groups are not easy to pass.

@dave_derrick @BritisherPaz49 But did you take to social media to complain and say you just wanted to run the tractor off the road? That's the point I'm getting at, drivers get held up by numerous things on the road but only drivers only get angry at cyclists when cyclists are the easiest things to pass.

@KemiBadenoch @johnredwood @Conservatives Employers stopped hiring young people before Labour got in, Starmer just made it worse.

Labour entered government and ⬇️hiked employers National Insurance ⬇️hiked the minimum wage ⬇️loaded new regulations on businesses The result? Employers stopped hiring young people. @Conservatives will listen to business, back more apprenticeships and reduce tax and red tape.

@jamesdavidmagee @realninawysocka @Keir_Starmer 👎🏻

@realninawysocka It could be @Keir_Starmer if the media gave him a chance!

Who’s been the best PM Britain’s ever had?

@realninawysocka Thatcher

@MikeTappTweets I’m still going to vote for them. 👍🏻

Reform don't have a plan and while they squabble amongst themselves, the Government is actually bringing down immigration. The Reform rag tag are in chaos, making it up as they go along.

Keir Starmer has just declared open war on British patriotism itself. In a chilling statement, the Prime Minister warned that anyone putting up a Union Jack or St George’s flag will “feel the full force of the law” and face arrest within a week. Not rioters. Not grooming gangs. Not knife-wielding thugs flooding our streets. No – ordinary Brits daring to fly the symbols of their own nation. This isn’t a slip of the tongue. This is the mask fully off. The man leading our country now treats love of Britain as a criminal offence while the real threats – mass migration, two-tier policing, exploding crime and the erosion of our culture – get kid-glove treatment. He stands in front of the Union Jack to deliver this lecture, then threatens to jail the very people who cherish it. The sheer contempt for the British people is breathtaking. This is what globalist rule looks like: a government that hates its own history, its own symbols and its own citizens. While veterans sleep rough and British families struggle, Starmer’s priority is criminalising flag-waving. Patriotism is now extremism. National pride is now “hate.” Flying the flag your grandparents fought under makes you the enemy. The British public never voted for this anti-British authoritarianism. We didn’t ask to become strangers in our own land or have our identity policed like a thought crime. Starmer doesn’t represent Britain – he despises it. Enough is enough. Wave every flag. Hang every Union Jack and St George’s Cross you can find. The silent majority is waking up and we will not be silenced or shamed for loving our country. Britain belongs to the British. Stand up and defend it.

@Keir_Starmer It’s our Government not yours!

I welcome the progress towards an agreement between the US and Iran. We need to see an agreement that brings the conflict to an end and reopens the Strait of Hormuz, with unconditional and unrestricted freedom of navigation. It’s vital that Iran must never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon. My government will continue to do everything we can to protect British people from the impact of this conflict. We will work with our international partners to seize this moment and achieve a long-term diplomatic settlement.

@saniyafatma1278 Do it yourself then

I'm losing my mind. I called a handyman to fix this one small hole. He had the nerve to quote me $600! For what?! A $20 patch kit from Home Depot? He's trying to tell me he has to 'cut a new square,' 're-tape the seams,' and 'paint the entire wall' to blend it. What a joke! Does he really think I'm that dumb?! He's just trying to scam me into paying for a full day's work for a 30-minute job.

@AmazingEyes1122 Bollox

No one across the country seems to know what this is.

@its_Lexieroy @jilljones286782

🚨 KEIR STARMER: FLYING THE UNION JACK OR ST GEORGE’S FLAG WILL GET YOU ARRESTED British PM says those putting up national flags will “feel the full force of the law” within a week. He hates British people. This is what globalist rule looks like.🇬🇧

@Neccccy Cunt

Describe this cunt in one word but you can’t use the word cunt?