Morgan Worth

MARK MY WORDS: Mullets are making a comeback and I lowkey am here for it.

So Italian Sodas are the original dirty sodas? RIIIIIIIGHT?!?

The last straw

Picture of the Astronomer CEO & the Head of HR at the weekly staff meeting.

@crvonseggern @jojomarajo @Zereaguy @offbeatorbit @ILKM Don’t act like you’ve ever used Eschew or Extol in a sentence mate

they should send the Epstein list to everyone's phones like that U2 album

It's been 6 years since I tweeted this & it has changed the trajectory of my life. - I started Black People Will Swim - Taught nearly 3,500 ppl how to swim - We've hired over 20 Black and Brown lifeguards and swim instructors - Received over $500K in grants Ask about me 😉

There are public servants who love their job. And then there is Brooklyn Parks Commissioner Martin Maher, who loves his job so much he invites strangers to talk to him about it.

I can’t tell y’all how much I hate that Halloween stuff is on display already.

@KeriA1776again Has @DrAllyLouks been tagged yet?

Trust your instincts.

I have a Masters degre, 15 years of teaching experience at the secondary level and post secondary level, and make $55,000 a year. The money is there to pay teachers but the American public has decided it's better to pay cops. I hate y'all.

@axaxaxasfml @offbeatorbit

@ILKM @offbeatorbit extol????

I’m so sorry but this should not be “impossible” for a native English speaker to solve.

Finally finished the last episode of desperate housewives!

Everyone is so fun on this app! ☹️

@mrmikeMTL Yes, and I’ll never forget walking into the house after school in 8th grade when it was ridiculous hot outside and feeling that sweet AC.

Did anyone grow up without air conditioning?

@stonexpitbull Truly incredible!

Little tummy tickler

@jacasiegel Ummm. WOW!!!

I’m not around here much these days, but my partner and I met on Twitter in 2020 while living in different countries. We got married on Friday in Olympic National Park, and I wanted to share a few photos with you all 🤍 📸: Amy Galbraith with Between the Pine

@frogclubs Playing the damn bongos on his snout

that’s what his bitch ass get for antagonizing the gator. buddy wasn’t thrashing or anything, and he still decided to tap its snout like that. glad he got knocked the fuck out!!!