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@rubenchavira @Bnicklaus7 The Dodgers sent him down to make room for CT3??!! Big mistake.

@Bnicklaus7 This man has no business being in AAA

Andy Pages CRUSHED a homer for OKC 107.4 mph off the bat 🔥

@jonweisman I thought he was on a AAA rehab assignment. How did he get to be 40?

Happy 40th birthday (yes, we're all getting old) to Chad Billingsley!

@realTuckFrumper He lost 130 pounds of ugly fat named Kellyanne.

George Conway Has Lost a Ton of Weight Since His Divorce From Kellyanne and He Lost it FAST dlvr.it/Ssx71H

@jonweisman The Dodger lineup could include 3 rookies this week and a rookie shortstop in Mookie. Maybe time to call up Cartaya and Stone for a rookie battery.

Good lord, the Dodgers were busy in August.

@JoJoFromJerz Did he have an inappropriate relationship with Jeff Shell?

Wait — did Tucker get shit canned from Fox?!!!?

@jonweisman It’s pretty spectacular viewed at night from the upper deck. Until someone skips and falls

They might be spectacular at the ballpark, but the new Dodger Stadium lights don’t play on TV. Mookie almost disappeared going around the bases.

@JoJoFromJerz The Band

If band names were literal, what would be the best/worst concerts to attend?

@UniversalDH @DustinNosler Hernandez is the absolute worst. Makes Plaschke look good.

50/50 chance you’re right. And I also hope I change careers.

Republicans want to tell you what books you can read, what meds you can take, what words you can say, what history you can learn, what you can do with your uterus, what gender you are & who you can love… but tell me more about how the Dems are “coming for your freedoms”. Morons.

@JoJoFromJerz You give her too much credit.

Lauren Boebert is a f*cking idiot.

@ElieNYC No heart to donate.

I've got $5 dollars that says Samuel Alito doesn't even have his fucking organ donation card filled out.

@Sky_High_Limit @duty2warn No, it was Kinky Friedman.

@duty2warn They should've asked him about TX wild fires, and especially asked him if he thought it happened because Texans didn't rake their forests!

On Fox Business today, Trump was asked about climate change, and delivered this Einsteinian response: "In my opinion, you have a thing called weather. And it goes up and it goes down. If you look into the 1920s, they were talking about global freezing." My brain hurts.

@rmayemsinger I was in the same acting group at college with him. His performance in “A Day in the Death of Joe Egg” convinced me that I could never be an actor like Bill. So I turned to directing instead. He was also a brilliant Lysander in A Midsummer’s Dream.

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