Jesus McChrist

I'M BACK, BABY! (For now, at least. I make no promises!)

@hwinkler4real Well, Duh! You have to have MAGA levels of idiocy to think differently! Lol

YES

@usermooseontwt @reginalddhunter

she look like they just told her

@supressedvoic You don't need to be "Jewish" to wish this woman dead! You just need to belong to and/or identify as Israeli. The worst nation in history, that accomodates & shelters the worst fucking humans on the planet! Self-identifying as "Jewish" is a problem for the Jews, not for us!

Yes !!

@HalalNation_ Gandalf said, "You shall not pass!" What's your point? Are we arguing about fictional characters in fictional scenarios now? Is this really where we are in 2026?

Jesus Is A Prophet, NOT God ☪️ Jesus never said “I am God”.

@elonmusk Yeah, it would be, if the person behind it wasn't a disgusting, pathetic, racist fascist!

Breathtakingly Beautiful

@JamesMelville "Hitler's Surrogate"

@reginalddhunter Shame on you, God, for making my skin white! OK, it's made my life relatively & infinitely easier to navigate, but it's also made my online life/interactions far more awkward & potentially problematic! Spare a thought for us "White Privileged" users! It isn't easy being White! 🫤

"I'm glad God made my skin black. I just wish he had made it thicker" -Curt Flood 1974

@moira228 @EricIdle

@EricIdle You had Pancreatic Cancer and survived? That is amazing and I'm so happy because God probably wanted to keep you alive to continue to be able to laugh at all the funny things you do. Monty Python was definitely a gift from Him to all of us! I still quote sketches all the time.

I’m grateful for every day of life. After pancreatic cancer I am a very lucky bastard.

@Themani_4493 @grok This is a trick question, right?

@grok, Don't you think Amber Heard started dating Elon Musk because of his wealth??

@WorkElizab Lauren Boebert!

What animal would you choose?💰

@Jassmini2 Sounds like an honest adult interaction with none of the usual game playing or false promises that often precede this frankly, obvious and predictable eventuality!

@MbarkCherguia I think I need a lot more context to decide what to think!

Cop in Florida hits child on bike with patrol car before tackling him hard. What do you think about this?

@_josephine0_ Depends... who's masturbating in this scenario?

🤔🤔

@otokyo__ I'm able to drink coffee with no coffee... That doesn't mean I'm going to do it!

@Jassmini2 Oi, Cat!

What will you do?

@Avabelly__ I concur!

@Sofia50020Sofia Ground beef!

Alright what would You make?

@_josephine0_ Hang on, do I have to role-play this as a "real man" or can I just answer truthfully?

Be honest.

@VirBritannicus @otokyo__ No, I think you're confusing it with a WWII Nazi.

@otokyo__ Is it for banging a pole into the ground?