Detective Big Cactus

Watching The Long Goodbye and Elliott Gould could really use a good shave

He’s doing the 67 hand motion

HAPPY 17776 DAY!!!!!

This is still one of the funniest notes Araki has ever written

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas

@vapegolem The rent in Undead Burg is too damn high!!

Some yall wouldn’t last a day in the streets that made me

me as a reporter: hell yeah I get pussy.......so tonight you had 3 points and 8 turnovers........

[Hulk video game, 2032] Hulk: HULK INVESTIGATE CRIME SCENE. tutorial pop-in: Hulk has Gamma Vision that allows him to see Crime Particles that aren’t visible to the naked eye. tap R3 to activate Gamma Vision and scan for Crime Particles HULK: HULK FIND TRAIL. HULK FOLLOW.

you ever had sex with a filmbro ahhhhhh put the pussy in a megalopolis

@skywsabreadroll The Wailing’s one of the best movie’s I’ve ever seen, let alone best horror movies. One of my absolute favorites. Tough watch, but it’s one that gave me a lot to ponder over afterwards and felt very rewarding

give me a movie off this list to watch tonight i’ve put it off long enough boxd.it/SX8E4

@angelinrealtime One of the funniest images I’ve seen

@JimsBadTweets when Jay gets shrunk down small

with the Donny Burger good things will happen. I’m a believer!

@barbiecenobite No one.

dio's performative as shit fuck you mean he's reading the mona lisa

Titane (2021):

Gay father john Misty: 🎶 I want gay love baby, oooh I don’t like ladies

Reminder to boycott the Oscars because of what happened to Jay McCarrol. 💔

As the Oscars begin soon, I’d just like to say this was one of the most beautiful and moving shots I’ve seen in quite some time