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@KeExplorer

It's a bittersweet symphony, that's life yeah.

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Nairobi@KeExplorer·16 Eki

@musakuru45 This coming week, the average tweep will have surmised this: "Kikuyus still hate us Luos because they ridiculed us while we emphatically mourned our fallen hero" ... and "Luos are too dumb to understand that you can mourn without violence." FOCUS, PEOPLE! NI AGENDA!

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Lisa@lisathebeauty1·1d

I want to publicly apologize to squidward.

Superstar 💫@shanxxae

How I feel rn

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Lulu@lulzin_·16h

I had a job interview on the 2nd of January. On the 5th of January, I got the job. Tomorrow, I’m moving to Japan to start that new job.

Sam The Challenger@MohauSam

What small win did you achieve in Q1?

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Mr Melancholy@chakravartiiin·10h

> Got a FAANG Job in this economy > Office is in the middle east

First Squawk@FirstSquawk

IRAN HAS STRUCK AMAZON SERVERS IN BAHRAIN

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Nairobi@KeExplorer·6h

@KeKirwa Go slowly, or you'll choke

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MOSET@KeKirwa·8h

One thing you guys need to know is that Ruto doesn't need the mountain vote anymore. Their unity or lack of it is insignificant.

George T. Diano@georgediano

The mountain is aligning itself. Uhuru Kenyatta and rigathi Gachagua moments in Kirinyaga today.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Wanja Kavengi@WKavengi·11h

The village is always an interesting place coz in the matatu, just before the trip to town 40km away, one of the passengers said he forgot his phone at home and the driver drove us all back to his homestead to get his phone.

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Nickyy 😔@Replay_remix·13h

ouch!

clinton🔫@wtf_rema

I just lost 20% of my couch 😔

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𝖫𝗒𝗇𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾🫶🏾@leonora_ahinga·1d

Tulienda salama,tumerudi salama video courtesy/photo courtesy of @FlyJambojet personnel,they have been amazing through out. TO GOD BE THE GLORY🙏🏾 foremost.Greatest commandment is love.May this love always prevail amongst us🫶🏾🫡🙏🏾.

FlyJambojet@FlyJambojet

Your words stayed with us, @leonora_ahinga. The gratitude, the faith, and that quiet promise to 'try again tomorrow.' To celebrate your journey, we’re gifting you and your son return flights to Mombasa and a two-night stay at @MombasabeachH. Here’s to finally feeling that adrenaline up there and to the beautiful memories you’ll create together. ✨ #MoreThanAJourney

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Nairobi@KeExplorer·8h

@montechaka Ain't that from Ed,.Edd & Eddy?

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Montechaka (READ OUR COMIC)@montechaka·14h

ok 👍

Mitch Leeuwe@MitchLeeuwe

Stop drawing flat ❌

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Pracalt@Not_Prasar·11h

Stealing onlyoffice code and renaming it to euro office is crazy work

XDA@xdadevelopers

Euro-Office is a free, open-source alternative to Microsoft 365 and Google Docs bit.ly/4v20sR5

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Clausy🦋@Its_clausy·11h

Nimepata a 3-month contract...naanza kesho😁😁 I'm excited 🤗🤗☺️

Clausy🦋@Its_clausy

Nimeitwa interview KTDA..I hope I'll get this job🥲

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uDrake@Slowburn_22·7 Eyl

Twitter do your thing🙏🏽

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ᴇʟꜰᴏ 🇷🇼@thelocalelf·9h

Kuna Mahali I have just signed a Deal. Hourly Rate, I choose the hours I Show up and leave, bora I clock in and Out, and the days I want to show up... Getting paid in Benjamins $$ Starting today brevs! Nakuwanga a very lucky bastard Fr.😂

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Dennis Ohuru@OhuruDen·14h

1⃣ I have embarked on a road trip around Kenya, the goal is to visit most of the major towns and make content for my YouTube channel. #thread Means of transport: A 2012 honda fit Accommodation: The same 2012 honda fit (mostly) Distance: Apx 3000 Kms Let's go.

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Shad Mziki@shadmziki·12h

Say Wagwan my people; if you can, please help us come through for my friend, Annkia, who’s currently battling cancer. Kindly keep her in your prayers too, Bless🙏🏾 RETWEET WIDELY🙏🏾

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MatLab crashes@memecrashes·13h

go back my boy or the next thing you do will be installing Microsoft Teams

Interesting things@awkwardgoogle

A leopard stands on its hind legs to get a better view of its prey

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Nairobi@KeExplorer·9h

@_B1G_Sosa_ Mungu naye alisema ako kadi mbaya

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𝕸𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖎 𝕸𝖚𝖌𝖔🐍@_B1G_Sosa_·12h

Funny how life works… sikuwahi fikiria hii siku itafika 😂😂😂

𝕸𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖎 𝕸𝖚𝖌𝖔🐍@_B1G_Sosa_

Passed the interview 🎉 But it means relocating to Luxembourg(company's terms) …still deciding 🤔

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Shoba Gatimu@shobanes·13h

I'm sorry but Miguna was right. Passaris is just another socialite Bimbo.

The Kenyan Vigilante@KenyanSays

" Niangalieni hii ni 61 without sugar "- Esther Passaris, Nairobi Woman Representative, flaunts her body, saying she is 61 and maintains it by avoiding sugar, as she urges Kenyans to pay for SHA.

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Ian Dancan@your_javaguy·11h

Started life in an Aluminum apartment now we are here. 🎉

Ian Dancan@your_javaguy

Move to a new town . - Enroll in a football team - Try running 💨 - Go bowling etc - Attend more tech events😁

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Siro Fits@SiroFitsKe·12h

I’m happy to share that I’m starting a new position as Mobile App Developer at Solutech. Finally am out of funemployment after almost 1.5 years. Acha nikajipange kulipa tax yenye najua haitanisaidia vile.

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