Crc2021 💉💉

If news was like this, I'd watch ever night 🤣🤣🤣

@TG22110 Out of tune, out of touch with reality.

No No No…This can’t be real 😖

@Jessicam6946 You've got this. Show us a pic of that A when you get it.

We're done training for the day! We have the rest of the day to study for our final tomorrow. Our MTI told us they have worked too damn hard trying to train us to have us F up and embarrass them.

@MichaelZarrabi @suzyq8825 Same as the platypus. It was a drunken dare.

What was God's plan for creating someone like Boebert?

You should send this to @HamillHimself oops too late. 🤣

@ShutUpAmanda Mr Genius is a frigging bot. Over 1000 tweets in a month and no followers/follows

Oh… believe me… I know.

@TG22110 Old School 911 with the whale fin bro.

Every time I say no to DoorDash I’m stuffing $50 into a jar. Should have a nice down payment on a Porsche by next year.

@OregonRolledA20 She sounds fun, can you pass her # 🤣🤣🤣

"Out of the ash I rise with my red hair    And I eat men like air." From Lady Lazarus

@AndrewP11828073 @LeftyVegas @ImSpeaking13 At least it's not blood red...

Lara Trump taking a break from being Satan for a photo op with her offspring. It looks like the tree and humans were just photoshopped in. Most importantly tho, she shouldn’t be allowed to have a dog.

@RickOceanMusic Nope originally a tonic, sold in the south. Sasparilla with herbs and such.

Isn't Dr. Pepper just carbonated prune juice?

@CMargaronis Heck yeah

@LongtermDM2020 Honeybaked ham!

I know a lot of people deal with varying issues during the holidays, but when you can dish it out but not take it, it might be you, not everyone else. #tuesdayvibe

@JLVsTW1 🤣🤣🤣

@amc5848 You be you, just right the way you are.

BREAKING: President Biden pushes a provision to lower insulin prices in his Build Back Better Act, a life-changing move for the 1 in 10 Americans who have diabates. Currently, some are forced to pay as much as $1,000 a month for their medication. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THIS MEASURE!

@ashleighdiane86 Love ya all platonically, if you ever need a shoulder or an ear, just ask.

@MrBeast @ShevilleKacie @pulte And I'll bet my booty too🤣🤣

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

@TheDeniseCrosby Ha Patrick should be the determination of light #'s

I see a Pitty and… oh yeah, okay, five lights. But I see a really cute Pitty!

@Ryanintheus I'm glad I was buzzed for this 🤣