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NASA just needa tell us to get ready for an alien invasion in 2022
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀@SaycheeseDGTL
NASA just hired 24 theologians to study how humans will react to aliens when they first meet.
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@TSmoothieCafe @AztecFB @UTSAFTBL @FriscoBowlGame Did you take this photo with a smoothie? + L + Ratio
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@RashadWisdom Whole bunch of morons on Twitter bro it’s embarrassing it makes the fan base look bad y’all are good and don’t need to justify it to anyone
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Opinions can be a bit off when you’re on the outside looking in…
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@jessica_smetana That episode made me consider if this is the show for me anymore. The bits used to make me laugh but now I get no joy and just feel uncomfortable listening. Maybe I just really hate yalls singing
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shipping container: produces an impromptu musical episode with Stan van Gundy
also shipping container: we hate musicals
Make it make sense.
(Last tweet had a typo. Booster. Mom died (almost).)
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@HalleBailey @Venmo @MakeAWish @ Vicrodriguez98 on venmo
Rent pls gas money pls grocery money pls anyone send anything they can thank u #dearvenmo @Venmo
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this makes me so so happy 🤍tell me what you want and let’s support @makeawish! #DearVenmo ✨
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@jbriand @notsupersofia @Chinchillazllla That’s kind of fucked up cause most normal gorilla things happen in the wild not in an enclosure facing a strange world, least they can do is enjoy the dystopia of it all and have some fun screen time that’s what I would want if I was locked up tbh
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@notsupersofia @Chinchillazllla At the Toronto Zoo they had to put up signs asking people to stop showing the gorillas cell phone videos. Apparently the teenage gorillas were getting addicted to screentime and not doing regular gorilla things as much any more
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@DynamoSuperX It’s literally just ready player one vibes this take is so tired
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Straight from Marvel Studios' #Hawkeye, Clint Barton and Kate Bishop arrive at Avengers Campus in Disney California Adventure Park just in time for the holidays — and to defend Avengers Headquarters from an attack by the notorious Tracksuit Mafia! #Disneyland
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The #MCU's #Hawkeye & #KateBishop are now featured in #AvengersCampus at Disney's California Adventure!
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@DrAbramL @amazingannalise A professor should adjust their way of thinking and first consider what possible factors could be at play for a student showing signs of possible distress before taking it personally and making it about themselves
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@kindofabitcch @AnarchyHabitat @Skinnyy_B @Georgie_0h It’s almost like that’s the problem with trying to domesticate wild exotic animals as pets. It’s fucked up. I’ve always imagined it as if an alien race took some humans from earth to live in alien captivity off earth. Human behavior so selfish
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@AnarchyHabitat @Skinnyy_B @Georgie_0h Yeah and if they put him out in the Amazon today he’d be dead in 12 hours. He is not a domesticated animal but he is not fit to live in the wild.
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☹️He wanna be in a rainforest so bad
🇵🇸 chef sagittarius 🏳️⚧️@astrologychef
This eclipse got me like
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@minakimes @PabloTorre Whoa. How do you know the star of Shang Chi?
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@thisisalsohere @In_your_sky @mayanchino @CoinersTakingLs No they’ll call the cops on you straight to jail
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@In_your_sky @mayanchino @CoinersTakingLs No I can sell it back to dvd exchange for what they deem it’s worth cause it’s a resale store if the dvd became limited edition or something it will go up in value and I will make money
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@MF_CLOWN @mayanchino @CoinersTakingLs You can only sell it to other people who are willing to spend money on nothing. Because anyone who can pirate a movie legally and have it be the same quality isn’t gonna spend money on a dvd.
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@In_your_sky @mayanchino @CoinersTakingLs If you pirate a movie you can’t sell it back to dvd exchange if I buy the dvd I can sell it back to dvd exchange
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@mayanchino @CoinersTakingLs If I pirate a movie I have it. I can watch it. If I own it I have it and I can watch it. The only different is that it’s illegal to pirate a movie, but it isn’t illegal to right click 😘
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@OscarJoya54 @isaiahthomas You’re comparing a middle eastern man at an airport to a white man with an ASSAULT RIFLE in public who went out of his way to be in a setting he had no business in. These variables make the two incomparable + you’re an idiot
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@MF_CLOWN @isaiahthomas That’s like assaulting a middle eastern man because he’s at a air port and saying you have no business here. Do you have that same way of thinking for all groups of people ?
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That’s usually how it works smh. Wasn’t crying when you did the shit!!! Where’s all the tough guy stuff now
Cathy Russon@cathyrusson
#KyleRittenhouse - As Rittenhouse begins to describe Rosenbaum running toward him, he breaks down on the stand. The judge had to call for a 10 min break. @LawCrimeNetwork
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@OscarJoya54 @isaiahthomas He got his shot kicked in cause he’s a white man with an assault rifle that makes him look very dangerous wtf ?? In a country full of young white male shooters with assault rifles he set himself up as someone potentially dangerous he had no business out there he knew the deal
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@isaiahthomas So y’all telling me honestly none of y’all shooting when you on the ground and being attack physically and threatened w a gun? y’all seriously brain washed to think he’s was suppose to lay down and die at that moment
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