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Why the actual fuck are we wearing pride jerseys #USMNT

@brad42590 @king_david_ines @HighOnCaps Canada will finish 3rd or 4th in the easiest group of the entire tournament Just an absolute joke of a team (and country)

@king_david_ines @HighOnCaps @MLSgod An American should not be talking on Canadian soccer… you got grouped in fucking Copa while Canada played Argentina in the Semi’s

#CANMNT is just an absolute dog shit soccer program Struggling at home against Uzbekistan

@atumakafai72966 🤯

@MLSgod Dude

If USA 🇺🇸 finish 2nd in Group D And Iran 🇮🇷 finish 2nd in Group G We get a USA vs. Iran knockout match 🔥

my World Cup viewing sessions: Supporting: 🇺🇸 Excited to watch: 🇺🇸 Hate watch: 🇲🇽🇨🇦

@Ovrnundr @hypebeastkr Virgil’s estate never got the memo - it’s called Soccer

@USMNTBaldEagle Sure but we have the best Crest in all of global soccer

This post made me realize nobody knows what the hell a USMNT is. It's basically our nickname at this point and it kinda sucks. We're stuck with initials while other countries have cool/creative identities. 🇧🇷 Brazil: Canarinho 🇫🇷 France: Les Bleus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England: Three Lions 🇮🇹 Italy: Gli Azzurri 🇩🇪 Germany: Die Mannschaft 🇯🇵 Japan: Samurai Blue 🇳🇬 Nigeria: The Super Eagles 🇿🇦 South Africa: Bafana Bafana 🇲🇽 Mexico: El Tri 🇦🇺 Australia: Socceroos What are some potential identities the #USMNT could use besides the initialism?

AFCON is a joke man #USMNT

Email is a standard professional communication channel Staff hours are better spent on film, prep, and strategy than on individual rejection calls

@TaylorTwellman @herculezg Email is a standard professional communication channel People get hired, rejected, promoted, and let go over email every day that’s just how the working world operates. Not that I’d expect you two retards to know!

@herculezg Wouldn’t be the 1st time

According to this report, players were informed via email that their World Cup dreams were over. This is diabolical if true. Face your players and give them the respect they deserve. Even those who made the team are owed more than just an email. #USMNT

Best part of the new kit: est. 1776 America’s team #NeRevs

@Erik_Hultstrom @Andy_Deossa Oh shit that’s a good one bro

@MLSgod @Andy_Deossa The only one making a fool of themselves here is you.

Marc Dos Santos’ rant on schedule congestion: “they don’t want us in the final? MLS has to help MLS teams” “who is the genius? … I want to meet that guy” “me when I play PlayStation, my players run a lot … they’re never tired, but life is not like that” #LAFC #ConcaChampions

Euros talking down on us is laughable Americans own the majority of clubs in your top leagues Your world is our playground. Our sandbox. We buy your best teams as little side hobbies

@tombogert Narrative violation

Nashville SC go down to Mexico and beat Club America 1-0 on the road to advance to the Concacaf Champions Cup semifinal. Huge performance and result. Nashville flying in 2026. Will play winner of Seattle/Tigres.

Turgeman going to the corner instead of attacking the net in stoppage time is so fucking cringe Play until you hear a fucking whistle. Also, goal differential matters, this isn’t Israel. #NeRevs

Hey Poch we’ve got a World Cup in 62 days #usmnt

@TheDadward @_captainpulisic Asking your opponent for an autograph after a brutal defeat in a very important game? It’s an awful look, objectively

@MLSgod @_captainpulisic What he thinks of his son attempting to show sportsmanship to a legend of the game? I’d be pretty proud if I was his dad..

an iconic moment