Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain

I want to be clear because people get emotional over this. Gate keeping is good and it is needed. Our universe is amazing even with all the flaws and as someone relatively new to 40k I don't want it to change like I've watched many other spaces.

@Trinket_Giggles I don't like how your thirsty trap propaganda works on the weak willed.

@Master_Asmodai -waves-

I hope you find some time to enjoy the weather today.

@spaceshark23 You as well. Emperor give you strength in your battles with the retards today

@Master_Asmodai mornin asmo! stay blessed chappy!

Gm kangs ☀️ Congrats on surviving to Friday!

@schizothotep That's some bullshit

they took my banger and turned me into a genestealer bro what kind of a humiliation ritual is this

Abomination

@DodgeDog2025 It shows, Glory to the First! For the Lion!

@Master_Asmodai ありがとうございます！ 魂を賭けて塗りました👍

ターミネーターチャプレイン&デスウィングナイト完成！ 組み立て始めてから3,4ヶ月くらいかかったかも？ 大満足の仕上がりにできたかなと思います #WarhammerCommunity #Warhammer40k

@SE_Templar_Evil It's only turned off while we rest, you can never be too sure who is around

Friendly fire isn't.

HE'S PERFECT!

@2m9EjNiCBT1DJCK I think you did a great job on him! I'm worried about doing faces

目‼︎けっこう綺麗に出来たかも

@spaceshark23 I just finished this guy.

I can disprove this with a single franchise. Star Wars. Movies, TV, gaming. They fucked it all. Any examples for your retarded claim?

@LazySternguard It was his first go too lol

@Master_Asmodai Not even that far off the mark. Hell, I'd wager you could find a pulp story from 15 years ago that is pretty much this.

Grok's take in the 40k universe 😂

@FireFlyNeverDie Took the day off so it's been perfect so far

@Master_Asmodai I hope you have a great too Brother!

Good Morning all you lovely people! Today is going to be a "cheat day" for the wife and I, so we are off to get into some trouble around town!

@GHedgieTheXIV Good morning, you almost have him, roll to the left!

GM you Godless heathens!! .. um... .. .. assistance please, I've been trapped by this heretical and demon like wooly thing! Quit staring at my posterior and get me out already!! 🦔

The girl at the coffee counter asked for my name. So I gave her my name. Not the small one. In my country a man does not offer his given name to a stranger; he offers the name of his house, the banner his ancestors died beneath. "Oda," I said. Three letters. Eight hundred years. She wrote it on the cup and called it out. "Ota?" I turned to the cup. There, in black ink, was the house she had given me. OTA. I went still. One stroke of her marker, and I had been adopted into another family. In my country this is not done lightly. To enter a new house takes a marriage, a war, or a death, and the approval of elders who argue for a year. This woman did it in three seconds, with a pen, while steaming milk. A lesser man would have corrected her. I did not. Who was I to refuse the house? She had looked at me, weighed my whole bloodline, and judged me an Ota. The cup does not lie. The cup is the document. I was holding, still warm, the deed to a family I had not known that morning. So I bowed. "Thank you," I said, "for the house of Ota." She said, "no worries!" and called the next name. She did not know she had married me into a new clan. They never do. The ones who rename us never feel the weight of the banner they hand us. I sat by the window and drank the coffee of the house of Ota. It was, I confess, a fine house. Quieter than my own. Fewer enemies. That night I wrote to the elders of Oda, to explain, with honor, that I had been received into another family by a barista, and that I would carry both names with equal pride, and bring no shame to either. They have not written back. Eight hundred years of Oda, ended at a coffee counter, is a great deal to take in. I give them time. I keep the cups now. ODA. OTA. ODE. Once, gloriously, ODER, which I am fairly sure is a third house entirely. A lesser man would mourn the name he lost. I have decided I am the head of every house the cup grants me, and I will defend them all, one cup at a time, to the last drop.

@GHedgieTheXIV Enjoy the ride, the first few are phenomenal

@Master_Asmodai Sweet, thank you for the direction. I too wish to start from the beginning. I'll start there and then go on to the legion stuff! 🦔

Both sides are guilty of it but I will say the majority of people getting blasted now as the bigots and "phones" are not to one side or the other. They just want to enjoy the hobby as it is and was. I watched every fandom I loved get turned inside out by the inclusivity crowd, not this one and I'll be as nasty as I need to be to protect it. REPENT