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does anyone wanna come over? i just set up the rumpus room
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matthew kerr
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matthew kerr
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unbound, a wild symphony of the everyday, an unyielding masterpiece. no man has ever been quite like it.
Los Angeles, CA Sumali Mayıs 2010
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making fun of @DylanDern in a group chat and getting this >>>>>
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this is my version of an egot
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You know LA traffic is not that bad if you just spend the time texting on your phone
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Joni Mitchell watching Israeli based group KATSEYE preform Gnarly at the Grammy awards last weekend
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@Tom_Smyth_ sooooooup of sorts, anyone dead regardless of era would surely wrap their head around that and feel comfortable
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@MatthewKerr_ if you could have anyone over for dinner dead or alive what would you serve
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reactivating twitter but only for the duration of this 16 minute uber ride, AMA
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@btwitslauren bad but i was reeeeeally moved by the red panda i saw at the san diego zoo, among other creatures there
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Picking a bottle of wine that Matthew won’t subtweet about when it all tastes the same to me
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Not only is Netflix outright detrimental to the state of film production and viewership, and all projects they've funded with any merit have been either by accident or in spite of their principles, but as a platform it actively makes people dumber. Its shit from the trough.
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minutes count has never been lower
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some of y’all need to appreciate silence a bit more. not every moment of your life needs a soundtrack. your score is derived from your surroundings, not the manufactured noise you pump into your ears. (my minutes count on spotify was lower than i thought it’d be and i’m annoyed)
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it’s mike nichols night at my house and we all couldn’t be happier!
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@kathryntdubbs @DernitasSecret he asked my opinion after he’d already bought them, unbeknownst to me! if i knew he’d bought them when he asked i would’ve been half as mean (which would’ve still been mean but ya know)
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@DernitasSecret Ok so the problem here is that you spent your hard earned money on ugly shoes
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Hamnet is kinda like the 30 Rock bit of Tracy Jordan wanting to win an Oscar by starring in a film called “Hard to Watch”
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