Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern

When the elevator is in Spain and it has a mirror and is in Spain

I’m over the man I was in love with 5 minutes ago. #opentolove

I’m kind of the Elle Fanning of whatever I’m doing right now

The way that one might consider “delet[ing] the kisses” …

Last night I got the type of drunk where I deleted like 17 apps. I drank the martinis that make you hate airlines and Shazam

what would you say is your address in your opinion

We accept the Fat Lizzo we think we deserve.

Woke up drunk and now I’m prying red pepper flakes out of my AirPods’ case’s charging port with a pocket-sized Swiss army knife my friend Eileen bought me 3 years ago

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

What if the rain was COCONUT WATER? 😍🥥💦 open.spotify.com/track/0mgnFP2b…

The stripper loves me and I’m having HER baby!

Renate Reinsve’s Cannes history: • 2021 - ‘THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD’ (Best Actress Winner) • 2024 - ‘ARMAND’ (Camera d’Or) • 2025 - ‘SENTIMENTAL VALUE’ (Grand Prix) • 2026 - ‘FJORD’ (Palme d’Or)

@octatate He remembered how to make people dance and everything changed

tore this like fucking crazy 😭 open.spotify.com/track/6p0Ai6wR…

Date in 30 minutes and my lunch has given me a lethal case of meat burps

Saw a Delta flight attendant walking down the street in-uniform and almost felt compelled to salute him

im sawry OOOUU by young ma is one of the greatest pieces of queer history

One thing about the lily … I’m gonna gild it

@quinnmoreland Gasped when I saw ohhhh the talent you have

got called back in for duty 🫡

Listening to Poog while walking around the Bed-Stuy Home Depot

@marnieapologist I’m several hours behind

this was a subtweet about dylan dern i hope he sees

told my friend i was going to wear a hat tonight so they would hold space and maybe wear one too. instead they laughed at me. anyways i didn’t end up wearing a hat