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When the elevator is in Spain and it has a mirror and is in Spain
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Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern
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Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern
@DylanDern
Never in my 20 years of teaching has a substitute left me a note this bad.
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Temmuz 2012
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The real Ann Dowd has made an instagram … I used to pray for days like this
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This was the last queer space where no one was pressured to drink
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Meta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.
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This corny dork loser
Variety@Variety
Jake Shane’s Vanity Fair #Oscar party interviews are going viral for all the wrong reasons. From awkward moments with Kris Jenner to calling an Oscar nominated film’s sick child “annoying” while talking over Julia Fox and Damson Idris, the chaos said it all: red carpet reporting is a craft, and not every influencer is a reporter. variety.com/2026/film/colu…
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I’m taking thirst traps in the mirror in my room
I think I look bad so I take a hundred
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literary fiction today is like, “I suddenly
made a U turn. I didn’t know what I was doing. I pulled through the Sonic drive-thru window and ordered 11 cheeseburgers. I drove off without paying. In Mythologies, Roland Barthes says that the bourgeoisie are a joint-stock company,
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Omg and they be skinny but the love handles be the accessory too
garlic wife@garlic_wife
meanwhile every european tourist anywhere
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influencers have replaced everything. being an actor or a musician or a writer is just treating your work as fodder for sponsored social media posts and brand deals. politicians see their jobs as clip farming. real life is just a content farm for shortform vertical video
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Hey there Derplilah what’s it like it Merp Blerg City
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Karla Sofia Gascón weighs in on Timothée Chalamet’s opera and ballet drama: 'Best of luck with the awards' ew.com/karla-sofia-ga…
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