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Middle East Minute
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Washington D.C. / Tel Aviv Sumali Temmuz 2024
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@FoxNews Filmed returning from strikes on an IRGC missile production facility
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@FoxNews The thing is these new stores will require a membership with a fee of $39.99 per month. With very limited parking, and way smaller space.
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Buc-ee’s fans are in for a treat with this announcement.
The cult-favorite pit stop is expanding its national footprint with 15 more locations across America.
The chain currently operates 56 locations across 13 states with upcoming openings in Arkansas, Tennessee, and Texas.
Buc-ee’s opened its first Arizona location on Monday in Goodyear, marking Buc-ee’s first stop in the Grand Canyon State.
The publicly announced upcoming locations are:
— San Marcos, Texas, on Aug. 12
— Benton, Arkansas, on Aug. 17
— Murfreesboro, Tennessee, on Nov. 16.

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@KobeissiLetter This was not any accident or mistake. This was a deliberate short that directly rewarded the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
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@BernieSanders 🚨Breaking: Both sides are very incompetent and equally aren't capable of fixing anything.
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@Breaking911 This is more than a flyover. They don't send the British military for celebrations.
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@SecretService Reports are being given that if you cannot beat the threats, become them.
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@Breaking911 Trump says he's been preparing for this his entire life. Our sources suggest he's been facilitating it.
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TRUMP: The Communists are finally making their move. I’ve been waiting and preparing for this for a long time. It’s easy to be a Communist — All you have to do is say, “I’ll give you everything,” but that means you’re taking it away from others that have earned it. Over thousands of years, that Ideology has not worked once. The game is on. Enjoy watching! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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@WhiteHouse Governments don't make memes. They make narratives.
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@TrumpDailyPosts He's known about this longer than the public realizes. The preparation didn't start recently. Neither did the movement.
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NEWS📰 President Trump just declared he has been preparing his ENTIRE LIFE to confront the rising communist movement in America.
Trump stated “THE GAME IS ON” and warned that communism has never succeeded, as it relies on taking from those who have earned their success.
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"The Communists are finally making their move. I’ve been waiting and preparing for this for a long time. It’s easy to be a Communist — All you have to do is say, “I’ll give you everything,” but that means you’re taking it away from others that have earned it. Over thousands of years, that Ideology has not worked once. The game is on. Enjoy watching! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

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@Polymarket They're not expanding a payment app. They're expanding a surveillance network.
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@Polymarket They've been making their move for years. Trump just finally said it out loud.
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🚨 BREAKING: Middle East Minute has learned the Reflecting Pool vandalism was not the work of isolated individuals. The fertilizer, the 350-foot gash, and the timing were coordinated. A $14.7 million renovation sabotaged within days does not happen by accident. Six arrests have been made. We are told there are more. The pool was not the target. Developing.

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🚨 BREAKING: President Trump confirms authorities have caught a vandal taking a box cutter or sharp object to RIP UP the Reflecting Pool sealant — and someone dumped FERTILIZER in the water
Time for a prosecution!
"Those guys have some PROBLEMS ahead of them!"
"We caught some people vandalizing our beautiful reflecting pool. We have the reflecting pool. They took a cutter, a box cutter, or something, very sharp."
"Can you imagine? Where did these people come up with this? And they threw a little fertilizer in the water, which is not good. Fertilizer doesn't go well with water. Clear, beautiful water."
"Does it work well? But they caught them. They actually caught them, and those guys have some problems ahead of them, but they did some damage."
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@elonmusk Every transaction will be visible to someone. Welcome to the most surveilled wallet in history
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@WhiteHouse They are just preparing. The actual target is not the pool.
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@InsiderWire The new policy essentially rendered the Haitians as personae non gratae overnight, barring them from entering the country ever again.
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#BREAKING: Supreme Court allows Trump to revoke deportation protections for 350,000 Haitians.
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🚨BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled 6-3 that migrants waiting at the Southern Border have technically "not arrived" in the United States and have no legal right to seek asylum, and will be forbidden from entering the US permanently.
In a massive blow to immigration advocates, Justice Samuel Alito’s majority opinion effectively legalizes the immediate, unconditional turn-away of asylum seekers before they cross the physical border line.
Legal analysts warn this permanently alters international asylum protocols, allowing border agents to bypass all standard processing and inspections entirely.
Justices Sotomayor, Kagan, and Jackson issued a scathing dissent, warning of immediate chaos at ports of entry.


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