Skido

As a man, not owning a PS5 says a lot about your partner.

what is it called when you can't take it anymore but you keep taking it

Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe

two birds are literally trying to kill me with one stone

Just did 3 push ups. Might throw a truck at a nigga later, idk.

@itzchristunique Omo una Dey lie for this app oo😂

There's a story I heard about this man that was a Mortician in our hometown then, I was still in secondary school.. He would always buy early morning okpa from the street and take it to them.. People doubted him and said he was just hallucinating, but he kept on saying that he buys that food for them. According to him, he interact with their spirits and always listens to their stories.. One day, he went to buy okpa from this woman with another young guy.. the second guy was wearing an expensive cloth as if he was celebrating Christmas.. The woman admired his outfit, they bought plenty of okpa from the woman and left. It wasn't up to 20 minutes they left, She saw an ambulance carrying picture of a young man, with people walking side by side with the ambulance, they were with the guy's picture too. They were coming back from the mortuary, the same road the man that the guy came from. She recognized the guy on the picture and behind it was the same guy that followed that man who came to buy food from her.. She didn't know when she screamed, she started saying that she saw the same guy with the exact outfit.. She was very sure but many of us that heard the story doubted her not until that other man confirmed it was him.. The man is no longer working there, people always complain of how they hear people crying and making noises from there at midnight.. Anyone working in this kind of place is no longer a human honestly.. I don't think I can be your friend if you're a Mortician honestly..

Naturally, you and your guy babe suppose dey beef

i barely go on instagram cause everybody’s life just seems too perfect. i come on here cause y’all are lunatics

Rico Lewis the last time arsenal won premier league

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know 🙏🏻

*opens instagram * yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow specimens.

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ??

even a butcher hasn’t done what the cartel is about to do to him 😭

i need a friend with benefits, not SEXUALLY… i’m talking about nepotism & privilege

a wicked man is less wicked than a wicked woman

@zen_chain You are still building this shit 😂😂😂

Happy Lunar New Year to our global community 🌏🧧 Thank you to the builders, operators, and believers shaping the future with us. Wishing you prosperity, momentum, and big breakthroughs this year.

@bigwiziii Banger boy 😂

"Asake’s return to Nigeria has benefited me greatly. Mr. Money gifted me $100,000 USD just days after spending millions in my shop — Rahman Jago

@nysc360 Nobody suffer reach 33k

Served during 18k 🥰 Served during 33k 👍 Serving during 77k ❤️ Who do you think enjoyed better