Sam Mongeese

691 posts

Sam Mongeese

Sam Mongeese

@MongeeseSam

Sumali Ağustos 2022
116 Sinusundan15 Mga Tagasunod
Sam Mongeese
Sam Mongeese@MongeeseSam·
@peculiarchichii You all are stupid. Stop stereotyping women bc you are a bitch. Try doing stuff. Do you help with the kids. Mow the yard. Do dishes. Be sexy. If she makes you beg and you stay it’s either your kink or she’s a bitch. But if not just vacuum
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N.M.A
N.M.A@peculiarchichii·
Unhealthy relationship is when a woman views your money as her right but treats her body like a reward you have to beg for. This is why more men are opting out of marriage entirely.
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Dating Taxi
Dating Taxi@DatingTaxi·
Never pass up on free pussy.
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Sam Mongeese
Sam Mongeese@MongeeseSam·
@SimpPolice911 You don’t have a choice. Unless you don’t care how you parents feel about coming out of the closet
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Simp Police🚨
Simp Police🚨@SimpPolice911·
DO NOT MARRY OR DATE AN UGLY WOMAN Your woman is a reflection of your standards. It's tough to respect or look up to a man when his wife is unattractive. An ugly wife often signals:
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Many Religious leaders have come forward to claim they were contacted by the U.S. government to 'prepare now' for UFO disclosure to unleash Bible-changing revelations involving Reptilian creatures (Draconians) and materials from ‘non human origin.’ Perry Stone, a well-known evangelist, author and Bible teacher from Tennessee, warned that fellow pastors were recently invited to a secret meeting with US intelligence officials to prepare for the release of secret files on extraterrestrials. The evangelist claimed that pastors were told about the existence of 'reptilian' creatures, UFOs and materials from a non-human origin and 'other things that almost sound like something out of a sci-fi movie.' According to Stone, the officials warned a small group of pastors with a large reach in the Christian community that the government was about to release reports and possibly videos of aliens and spacecraft which were not from this planet.
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Sam Mongeese
Sam Mongeese@MongeeseSam·
@HLehmann73406 @ToniLL22 Will you be more specific on the Britain and Germany issue? And are you saying mentality I’ll people should not seek treatment?
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Harold Lehmann
Harold Lehmann@HLehmann73406·
Because of MAGA, voting for President Trump, America escaped the total nightmare that Britain and Germany are now facing! Thank God American voters made the right choice! We can never let these very Evil and mentally ill people take control of America again! Next time they will completely destroy it! AOC is a mentally ill person, and shouldn't have any part in America's politics. She even used $19K of donation money for psychological treatment, which is definitely the illegal use of donation funds!
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Toni
Toni@ToniLL22·
I really want to know what consequences AOC is talking about? Is she threatening millions of Americans? Is clear what the ‘progressives’ want. . . Open borders and free healthcare! This is TYRANNY!👇 AOC: "MAGA will face consequences for deporting illegal immigrants and taking away their healthcare."
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Sam Mongeese
Sam Mongeese@MongeeseSam·
@blickertyblack Ask him why his wife basically called him out in her press conference she knows and wants out
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Sam Mongeese
Sam Mongeese@MongeeseSam·
@DatingTaxi Get your shit together. I only allow plastic spoons in my house. I’m not gonna get stabbed just gonna get strangled by some long ass spaghetti noodles
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Dating Taxi
Dating Taxi@DatingTaxi·
It's safer to trust a child with a knife than to trust a woman with "male friends". Rememeber that, son.
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Simp Police🚨
Simp Police🚨@SimpPolice911·
If she slept with you on the first date, she’s done it with other guys on the first date too. You're not special. Don’t commit.
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TheManMaker
TheManMaker@TheManMakerx·
Don’t marry the girl you want. Marry the girl who is worth marrying. Beauty gets attention.
Character survives reality.
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Melanin Queen👑🌹
Melanin Queen👑🌹@onlyone_success·
80% of women are gold diggers. They are just waiting for an opportunity. END.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Only when you drive the Cybertruck do you realize how incredible it is: a bulletproof tank that moves like a million dollar sports car! Reason for the angular shape is that the thick, ultra-hard stainless steel body panels cannot be stamped like the thin, feeble, paper-strength mild steel of other trucks. Cybertruck body panels would break 5000 ton stamping machines.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal

One of Elon's most vocal critics just bought a Cybertruck. Brian Krassenstein, who has spent years publicly clashing with @elonmusk, announced the purchase yesterday. His reason had nothing to do with politics. He has a young family and the Cybertruck is the only pickup truck in America to hold both an IIHS Top Safety Pick+ award and a perfect 5-star NHTSA rating simultaneously. When your fiercest critics are buying your product because the data leaves them no choice, that's a different kind of win.

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Sam Mongeese
Sam Mongeese@MongeeseSam·
@hey_itsmyturn Why are you celebrating the death of humans? Oh yea got them good!!! Fuck yea they may have almost thought about starting a war in a dream!!! Yes children are killed!!! How hard are you right now bc me to but I’m too straight no homo
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Shin
Shin@hey_itsmyturn·
It's raining tankers in the Middle East.
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Sam Mongeese
Sam Mongeese@MongeeseSam·
@BiDotOrg straight guy here had a co-worker (bi girl) says if you don’t try gay sex makes you kinda more gay bc you dk if you like it I says no bc not my attraction thoughts?
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🌘ʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ⚡@revenant_MMXX·
You could fix society by tracking down everyone who says "thumb drive" and shooting them all in the face
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Jenni
Jenni@hashjenni·
Until my final breath I will never understand how January 6th wasn't an instant dealbreaker for every single American voter
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