Mr. Rascal

Japan’s prime minister burst into laughter at the autopen picture for Biden at the White House. The world knew… 🤣🤣🤣

“Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?” — Trump brings ‘surprise diplomacy’ to Japan 🇺🇸🇯🇵

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

🚨🤡🌏 Meanwhile in Clown World Woman who identifies as a dog - is attacked by a real life dog. Yep, this is where we’re at.

Tim Walz explicitly rigged the system and architected election fraud First, he signed a bill giving driver's licenses to every illegal immigrant in the state, erasing the line between citizens and non-citizens Then, his own administration admitted the truth in a committee hearing: that EXACT same driver's license can be used to "clear a challenge" at the polling station and allow someone to vote He systematically dismantled the barrier between illegal entry and the voting booth He created the loophole on purpose It is a calculated exploitation of the law to dilute the vote of actual citizens Caught on tape and undeniable