Jim Adams

A week from Thursday is my 50th anniversary of being a guitarist. I'd like to spend the day playing all day long. 50 years is a long time to forget your anniversary. I am still playing and practicing every day. The LORD is awesome.

@JessicaArt74033 God's Stump a Republican campaign.

Name one thing smarter than their combined IQs

@USAO_DC Same sex divorce is the coming political news trend.

@_josephine0_ Then call them and tell them to call the Pope on her smartphone to ask him to congratulate them for surviving a mortal sin. Then don't go back home.

@_josephine0_ ...not dead before going to the travel agency to buy a single one way ticket to Barbados.

What will you do?

I'm thinking of writing a self published book . It's going to be called, "How to Become a Parvenu for $17.96 in 30 Days or Less."

Sometimes I think I'm an excellent guitarist. Watching this video short makes me wish I were an excellent guitarist. youtube.com/shorts/czgtVAD…

@POTUS I'm going back to bed. Hold my calls.

@POTUS America doubts your hype. It makes you walk with a limp .

Ask your mother what she wants your answer to be if youre a Republican.

I take it that you're indifferent on this?

@POTUS Donald Trump, would you like for me to grant it to America to have the Valedictorian public school network here and now?

@Zondervan You're a polically inspired Bible publisher. Are you still pretending to be Christians? Try New international Version LGBTQ+ Study Bible for Proud Republicans.

I'm too young to commit murder.

@FLOTUS youtu.be/GfZot2u3ckE?si…

@CNN Is there one thing under the sky that is criminal in nature that isn't lucrative?

Smile! There are only 4 more years until my next palindromic year of life on earth! Dood....

@POTUS There are free snacks.

...prison.

@POTUS You're the worst president ever known to the United States of America because instead of taking seriously the role and office of Presjdent, you make the glib political bullshit that sells ad spots and airtime all there is in the way of priorities in order to stay out of...