LOL Data Privacy

@nsa I was overly stimulated this morning, could have sworn I owned you. Maybe its the other way around....

@nsa my bad

Thanks Facebook! /cc @nsa news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-5…

.@pinguino @Viss since when has privacy ever been a higher priority than American Idol?

@nsa @44 @tmcarr i.imgur.com/zAplrtP.jpg

@nsa @44 @tmcarr I've seen it all already.

Im bored, @nsa, can you throw me some phone numbers or perhaps some intercepted snapchats?

Good morning ya'll, what data shall we share today???

.@charlie_whiting funny you should ask, @nsa 's new intern, Mikey Coughlan is making copies at the moment. No clue on the car keys, sorry.

How do I opt out? @NSA "So now that nobody has any privacy, I guess we should say we're expanding! We're getting into proctology..."

.@nsa @muffinsAKA I sent them along to Philips. Thank me later when you're in their next manscaping advertisements.

.@kevinmotel @nsa @ohh_d We're still waiting for you to make those waffles again.

.@nsa @NOTAnthnyWeiner Asking for a friend, what was the brand of waffle iron?

Terrorists right now are flocking to their nearest Sprint store @NSA @Cyberwar @44

.@44 @nsa LOL

.@nsa @KrisRoadruck @44 @srw @sprint @Verizon I'm ok with that. Can you share with those females Israeli soldiers while your at it?

. @KrisRoadruck @sprint @verizon its cool. we're above the law.

.@cyberwar the @NSA also rummages through your recycling bins to make sure you properly sorting your paper goods from the plastic.

.@jamesbowen17 @reason thats just how the @NSA rolls!