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y’all prolly thinkin’ $Dogs got too many fomo people and the way to do it is fukin' easy so it’s gotta be shitty, right? bruh, i was on the same page as y’all, but somehow i still went in with like 10% hope for an airdrop, lmao. and guess what? i still made bank hahaha. I gotta admit that this #Dogs is really good at attracting newbie (people who know almost nothing about crypto can still earn tens to several hundred dollars) LOLLLLLL

#Dogs just dropped their tokenomics, and holy sht, #Airdrop 81.5% of the total supply, no lock or anything. This is some wild sht, first come, first served, if ur slow ,you’re f*cked :)

Been scrolling X and like 9 outta 10 tweets be talkin' bout #dogs, bruh. Dunno if imma get anything outta this, lol🤣 For those who ain't in the loop, #OKX just dropped the news that they gonna list $DOGS 📍$DOGS/USDT spot trading starts at 12:00 PM on August 20th (UTC) 📍You can start depositin' $DOGS at 9:00 am UTC on 14.08 🚨Btw, heads up, the project ain't got no tokens yet, so wait for official confirmation from them or y'all might get scammed, fr. 📍Withdrawals open at 10:00 am UTC on 21.08. Oh, and #Bitget is already accepting deposit and Trading starts at 12:00 PM (UTC) on 20/8

#DOGS => We got a new mission to get up to 20,000 $DOGS => Y'all just gotta refer 5 friends 30/7 $DOGS is gonna get listed on #Gate, apparently OTC price is like 0.01xx (haven't verified this, idk for sure) => If we get airdrop, we can bag like $200 easy => Just do it, don't think it's trash just 'cause a lot of ppl are into it. You'd regret it if the air drops and u missed out t.me/dogshouse_bot/…

One more move, the sun will shine again👀🚀 #Bitcoin #Crypto #Bullrun

Solv Protocol Updated 1⃣ Solution - Basically, the project's goal remains the same: still to provide an environment where users can stake $BTC. Previously, Solv allowed staking $ETH and $USD, but now the project focuses on one main thing: staking $BTC. - Not only that, but #Solv is also teaming up with #Babylon and #Swell to roll out a #Restaking mechanism for $BTC. =>Damn, these guys are smart af, while all the projects for Staking and Restaking for $ETH are popping up like mushrooms after rain, these guys are taking a different path ⇒ Standing out to lead the way, huh?? 2⃣ SolvBTC (SolvBTC.Ena) - The project is now fully focused on #SolvBTC and no longer supports SolvETH and SolvUSD. The liquid yield token for Bitcoin is now live on #Ethereum, #BNB Chain, #Arbitrum, and #MerlinChain. - SolvBTC can be exchanged 1:1 with $BTC and $wBTC (1BTC = 1SOLVBTC). - Right now, there are 3 vaults available for farming: SolvBTC, SolvBTC.ENA, SolvBTC.Babylon (this one is coming soon) 📍How it works: - Deposit #Bitcoin into the #Ethena Vault to get SolvBTC.ena. - SolvBTC.ena allows holders to profit from $sUSDe while holding Bitcoin. 📍Profit and Reward - Profit: from Ethereum staking + from delta hedged derivatives trading. - Reward: + APY about 10-15%. + Bonus 10x SATs from Ethena and 6 XP from Solv. Notes 🚨 Okay, here's the simple version: - U deposit $BTC and get #SolvBTC in return => stake SolvBTC in Ethena's Vault => receive SolvBTC.ena. - Ethena's Vault of SolvBTC uses your Bitcoin as collateral => to borrow stablecoin => that stablecoin is minted into USDe => USDe is then staked => This process earns profits from two sources: Staking Ethereum + delta hedging derivatives trading. ➡️If you read all that and still don't get it, just read this sentence and there's a 96.69% chance you'll understand, lol. if you still don't get it, fuck im done lmao. 3⃣Core Mechanism - LIQUIDITY VERIFICATION NETWORK (LVN) is designed to provide secure liquidity verification for Liquid Yield Tokens (LYT), including: 1. Solv Guard 2. Token Validation System 3. Yield Validation System 4. UTXO 3525 - LIQUID YIELD TOKEN (LYT) is basically SolvBTC, explaining more is just too much effort hehe ➡️So like, the purpose of this new mechanism is kinda the same as the old 'Trading Strategy Vault' => Just making sure users' assets are safe (but more complicated than before, I ain't gonna go into details here to keep it simple for y'all hehe) - As investors, who the hell cares about these mechanisms anyway, right? As long as we're making money, we're good, Lol 4⃣ TVL - Bruh, the TVL of these guys has almost doubled since my last post, like wtf, nearly 300K users staking BTC. - Ok, that's all the changes with @SolvProtocol that y'all should keep an eye on to avoid getting outdated :))) => If this project launches token, it's probably gonna lead the #BTCfi trend and bring money back into the BTC ecosystem. You can check out my old post to understand why I think that, haha.

Solv Protocol x @BitlayerLabs SolvBTC, the liquid yield token for Bitcoin, can now be bridged to Bitlayer! Users will soon be able to participate in the Bitlayer Mining Gala, earning token airdrops from partnered projects in the Bitlayer ecosystem. Looking forward to a thriving BTCFi ecosystem on Bitlayer! #SolvBTC

Bro, wtf, this shit’s wild asl. Like, 1.6M users in one day. Scroll through X and 9 outta 10 peeps are talkin' about $DOGS. Don’t be thinkin' 'everyone’s doin' it so imma miss out,' just go for it. Who knows, you might hit the jackpot :))) fr, the fomo is real. It only takes one click, no need to do more. don’t be lazy👇 t.me/dogshouse_bot/…

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