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@NotAsian_Tyler

i shoot film and drive boats. no loss is permanent, because nothing is permanent, ever.

Sumali Mayıs 2009
711 Sinusundan798 Mga Tagasunod
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captain AT@NotAsian_Tyler·
@saaarbrens Oh it’s self inflicted. I make an offensively low offer on something, go to bed, and wake up to find out I’ve actually won it
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sarahtonin
sarahtonin@saaarbrens·
In a bidding war and this shit is electric
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Justin Friskie
Justin Friskie@justinfriskie·
Big ass Sandhill Crane right off the side of the road
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@blockhim2026 I tell this story all the time but one of my favorite college stories is when one of my friends drunkenly queued up Rack City 43 times in a row and they had to unplug the machine
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cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠
cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠@blockhim2026·
I feel a hostile takeover of a dive bar touchtunes coming on
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Casey B. Head
Casey B. Head@CaseyBHead·
You could move to Gloucester, Mass and buy Sailor Stan's to live that Bob's Burgers life raising three kids above a restaurant and become a hash slinging legend in your own time but you will not do it.
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snydaho
snydaho@snydaho·
I make a lot of great playlists but my tswift gone rogue covers playlist is truly top tier
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@blockhim2026 Lots of good public golf around DC! Cherry blossoms should be going off this weekend too
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Carl Regolino
Carl Regolino@Carl_Regolino·
Stop what you’re doing and look at these beauts
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electra
electra@wontbeurdrug·
feeling allll the emotions today telling my boss I’m taking a hiatus from riding racehorses :( first time in 10 years that I won’t be doing it 6 days a week
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snydaho@snydaho·
was telling my coworkers I might need to take some time off soon for a funeral and when they asked when I said "well she's not dead yet!!!" in a monty python accent and they're staring at me in abject horror
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