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I'm starting to get more active on Bluesky than here so buy while low imo
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The One True Poster
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The One True Poster
@OneTruePoster
Stannis Baratheon's #1 shooter. Lover of the macabre, searcher after horror. Cinephile; Norman Taurog's camera never falters. Stoogeposting. Any/all. 30
Maryland Sumali Ocak 2011
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It's actually an elaborate prank to trick people into listening to "TRUCK BED" by HARDY
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There's a big gap there in the 2000s bc they haven't gotten to that decade yet. But otherwise this is completely definitive.
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Made a playlist of songs that are absolutely essential if you wish to embody One True Poster Mindset (they're all the songs I've ever picked for an online music challenge)
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My top 4 still has Glen or Glenda I'm scared to look at those half star reviews
luca@lucam8a
our best and brightest are on the case
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That's the progressive position because it's important and leftist to do critical thinking about pop music
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Reactionary position: "Home" by Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeroes is the worst song of all time
Centrist Position: "Home" is a solidly crafted tune, a highlight of stomp clap indie
Progressive postion: pretty good until that bridge where they start whispering at each other
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you just know Lindsey Graham's in Trump's ear saying "heavens to Betsy"
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@EPM106 @ItzPaulHD_v1 Most rational possible variant of the Bolt-On umbrella of theorizing is simply that Roose believes the Long Night is imminent for whatever reason and has opted to go YOLO mode
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@OneTruePoster @ItzPaulHD_v1 Westerosi Joe Biden. as long as he can say he was warden of the north
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“Your Grace, Theon has taken the capital and holds your two young heirs hostage. Let me, your least trusted bannerman, send word to my chud bastard at the Evil Rape Castle. He’ll take care of it.”
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@ItzPaulHD_v1 @EPM106 Roose Bolton's political moves are so puzzling that the only feasible explanation for them is that he's either The Joker or Dracula
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@EPM106 Boltons and Freys did insane damage to the North
ultimately paid for it thankfully...dumbest political moves ever
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Amazing Digital Circus' animation is much nicer to look at than most 3D animation. Incredibly well-designed
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One time on Facebook I said the only bands whose discographies could go toe to toe with the Beatles are the Beach Boys, Steely Dan, and Blue Öyster Cult, and a member of a local punk band I was friends with posted at me like this
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If you want a vision of cinephilia, it's being upbraided for not being sufficiently impressed by cutesy-poo melancholic whimsy, forever
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Wes Anderson shooters talk about Wes Anderson the way Geese fans talk about Geese, as though he's some plucky upstart being ~unfairly~ dismissed out of reactive contrariness, and not somebody everybody has had 30 years to develop an opinion on
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If Wes Anderson wants to be taken a seriously as a comedic force he should try being funny
Richard Brody@tnyfrontrow
Wes Anderson's films are underappreciated because many critics worry that criticism isn't a serious-enough activity and therefore reject his comedic (albeit complex, substantial, even philosophical) approach to his films' truly serious matters. Dourness is taken for importance.
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Got it never fails to crack me up when Todd in the Shadows ends his videos plugging Lindsay Ellis' newest thing. I think he knows it's funny, too.
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