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TACO tuesday

🚨 U.S. AGREES TO 2-WEEK CEASEFIRE WITH IRAN axios.com/2026/04/07/ira…

Performance review in progress

🚨 BREAKING ​Israeli Channel 13 has set a "countdown clock" for the end of Trump's deadline, amid media enthusiasm for the scenario of completely "ending the Iranian civilization."

@DefiantLs Fixed it for you.

We get it, you’re a jew and you support America’s destruction to help your parasitic nation.

Journalist: “You've said that Russia should repay for reconstruction of Ukraine. Do you believe Israel should repay for reconstruction of Gaza?” EU chief spokesperson: “I have no comment at this stage.” *Days later, the journalist is fired*

Let's Go

@jakeshieldsajj They dont care about their own either.

Jew on Jew violence

Israel is hiding these kinds of videos through its media. ​But you can see for yourself with what power Iran is turning Israel into ruins.

Trump yesterday: “The Iranian people are begging me to continuously bomb their country” Iranian people:

"I also want to take their lives." Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir calls for the execution of Palestinian prisoners, boasting that he already stripped them of food, yard walks, education, and all amenities, and now wants to take their lives. "As someone who took from them their food, their yard walks, their studies, their amenities, as someone who took everything from them, I also want to take their lives. It is right. It is just." On the High Court potentially blocking the death penalty law: "Correct the High Court — not the law."

If you aren't allowed to question something its probably a lie

BREAKING: IRANIANS FORMING HUMAN-CHAINS ON BRIDGES AND INFRASTRUCTURE TO PROTECT THE COUNTRY AGAINST TRUMP

To all the rightwing shills and war mongers saying Iranians are being forced to be "human shields" at bridges and power plants... Imagine Trump got assassinated, and foreign powers blew up the Golden Gate Bridge, Empire State Building, Mount Rushmore, cities in ruins, thousands dead. Even die-hard Dems who loathed him would rally ‘round the flag, right? Same as Iranians now: Despite political differences in Iran and contempt of the government, the Iranian's Supreme Leader was killed, infrastructure bombed, Trump threatened to send them back to the stone age, yet crowds STILL form human chains at power plants, waving flags, flipping off the West. Not IRGC guns, it’s pride, not propaganda. It’s the rally-around-the-flag effect: outsiders attack, grievances vanish, unity kicks in. Don’t buy MAGA’s “human shields” BS, it’s just people saying “fuck you” to invaders.

Is anyone shocked?

Tim Dillon is literally speaking for all of us.

This dog is a genius, watch the technique it uses to remove that wheel from there 😳

We miss him too, Bud.