Planets?

@tonyannett My prediction is Newsom will be the next president. If I had my way, AOC would be, but my instinct is just Newsom. Hope I'm proven wrong

Prediction: none of these three will be the next president.

@Nivarna_space Cap

My dad has a new cap. He wears it to the market, to coffee, even while... watching TV at home. Asked why he likes it so much, he just smiles.

@goobgleeb Wow that's a good question

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@Variety What?

Brian Cox says "Succession" co-star Jeremy Strong has "begged me" to stop discussing his Method acting (which Cox has slammed as "f*cking annoying"). “Daniel Day-Lewis, he’s discreet. He never upsets it [the filming process]. He’s never, sort of… I don’t want to go on about Jeremy, because I’ve got into a lot of problems and he’s begged me to stop talking about him. He’s a good actor, Jeremy. He’s a wonderful actor. It’s just all the bollocks that goes with it. You watch children — they don’t say, ‘What’s my motivation?’ They just do it!” (via The Times of London) variety.com/2026/tv/news/b…

@dril You need to read the news more dude. There were about 5 or so laws (in 2025 alone) passed by Congress members that specifically bar you from becoming a mayor

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

@McDonalds Hello McDonald.s Please note I have chosen to not pick a side. When it comes to goods and services and the brands I am impartial. I love them all.

Are you Team Saja Boys or Team HUNTR/X? Pick a meal to pick a side. Look to the sky to see who takes it.

@isaiah_bb From what I remember (from the books) he gave an impassioned speech about how Palpatine was right to dissolve the Senate

Do you guys think Jar Jar Binks was a liberal or a conservative when he was a galactic senator

@Richard_Vixen @souljagoyteller John Kerry

@souljagoyteller Who is bro

In line for Erika Kirk’s opening TPUSA event at GWU ft. Karoline Leavitt. Will report back

@souljagoyteller Oh so you're not John Kerry

@pukicho And improve File Explorer search

Windows could legitimately remove 90% of the shit they added in 11, clean up the UI and sell it as Windows 12 and it'd be an objectively better product.

@turtology Incredible shot

My sons, watching Artemis II launch from their front yard in Orlando.

@NASA @NASAArtemis What is their favorite Grateful Dead show?

@BortonDoug @adamscochran @CamRMacKenzie Yeah I think this is it most likely

@adamscochran @CamRMacKenzie Or ... Trump is panicking over his terrible approval ratings and thinks he can fix the problem by rebooting his Cabinet. After all, it can't possibly be his fault.

In the past 24 hours we’ve learned Trump is talking about firing like 3 different people in the DoJ and now the DNI. So either: * They are refusing to do something very illegal - which for them is a far out line. Or * There is a major intelligence scandal happening and Trump is going to throw people under the bus

@mommatofour_ Fill it with goods and services

what do I do with my giant pear basket I bought because I had to have it but have no plans for

@ProjectLincoln What?

Double trouble in the Trump admin today. Set another clock for Tulsi.

@snowiecone James

gun to your head name a canadian

@Baby_Knees @dril Please stop posting Woke (have you ever listened to this new podcast where they talk about Woke?)

@dril It was probably a lady’s shit because of the political climate

google doodle fans are shocked to see that today's one is just a pic of some guys shit. well played sir, april fools is once again Respected

@NASA @NASAKennedy Does JPL still play a big role?

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@ConnorEatsPants @drpezeshkian Bro

@drpezeshkian I am sorry our pedophile president is doing this. Do you have access to Fortnite?

To the people of the United States of America

@NotRoPro Yes

is Green Kleiner with Glasses the new biggest sensation?