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Uptown Minneapolis

Valhalla, Room 203 Sumali Aralık 2008
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Logan Hall
Logan Hall@loganclarkhall·
Democrats: “lol if we ever come to power again we are going to flood the country with another 100 million illegals and throw you all in prison.” Senate GOP: “Ermmm guys… We can’t break with our precious norms and procedures and pass voter ID…”
AF Post@AFpost

Democratic Illinois Governor JB Pritzker speaks about a Democratic "Project 2029" in which members of the current Trump administration, along with federal agents, will be criminally and civilly prosecuted. "Whatever it is that we can do. It may be that you cannot criminally prosecute somebody, but you can go after them civilly." Follow: @AFpost

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Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
I’m so confused. Did Gov Hochul really just make fun of me for getting cucked 10 years ago? I did by the way. Even sold tshirts about it 😂😂. Meanwhile she’s begging millionaires like me to come back to New York to pay for communism, hotels for illegals and pedicures for Mandami’s terrorist loving wife’s photo shoots. Be less serious state of NY
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Governor Hochul Press Office@NYGovPress

.@stoolpresidente Booked 2 bikes tomorrow. Hudson Yards. 5:30pm. Y2K Throwback Fridays with Jacob. Let's work this out.

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Tuki
Tuki@TukiFromKL·
🚨 Do you understand what happened in the last 24 hours? > Zuckerberg killed the Metaverse after burning $80 billion on cartoon avatars nobody used > Sam Altman took $13 billion from Microsoft then sold OpenAI's cloud to Amazon for $50 billion.. Microsoft just found out they funded their own competition > Anthropic made an AI that takes orders from your phone and does your work while you sleep.. > X dropped a dislike button AND a mute-entire-countries button in the same week.. > YouTube asking you to flag AI slop is just Google getting 2 billion people to train their next model for free > 93% of US jobs can now be partly done by AI.. Same week companies started giving the weakest raises since 2008 > Apple started rejecting vibe-coded apps from the App Store > xAI is paying Wall Street bankers $100/hour to teach Grok how to replace Wall Street bankers.. They're taking the money.. > A mystery AI model appeared on benchmarks beating everything.. Developers think DeepSeek is quietly testing their next weapon > Bloomberg asked "Is the AI bubble about to burst" the same day Nvidia said the chip market will hit $1 trillion.. One of them is dead wrong.. > The UK government backed down on AI copyright after artists revolted.. First government to flinch > The Fed said rate hikes are back on the table and blamed AI data centers for making inflation worse And it's only Wednesday. See you tomorrow. It'll be worse. If you're not following me you're finding out about this stuff 48 hours late from someone who read my post
Tuki@TukiFromKL

🚨 Do you understand what happened in the last 24 hours? > A Chinese lab made AI 25% cheaper and gave it away for free. OpenAI charges you $200/month for worse. > A robot got arrested in China. Not shut down.. Arrested... Catching charges before GTA 6 dropped. > JPMorgan told Meta to fire 20% of staff.. Meta did it that night.. The stock went UP but 14,000 people lost their jobs and Wall Street clapped. > Elon poached the engineers who built Cursor and said SpaceX will "far exceed" everyone in AI.. > xAI is paying Wall Street bankers to teach AI how to replace Wall Street bankers... They're taking the money. 💀 > Jensen said Nvidia will hit $1 TRILLION in revenue by 2027.. Lost $600B in January and recovered in two weeks.. Then named his price. > OpenAI gave AI agents the power to spawn OTHER AI agents.. The AI now hires its own employees. > Manus put a full AI agent on your desktop.. Every $15/month SaaS tool just became obsolete. > An AI CMO launched that replaces your entire marketing team for $99/month. Your social media manager, SEO guy, content writer - all of them for $99. > Nvidia launched DLSS 5 - AI that upgrades your game graphics in real time to worse And it's only Monday. See you tomorrow. It'll be worse.

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Jack Mac
Jack Mac@JackMac·
Quick recap here. Hochul says she needs millionaires to come back to NYC from Florida to fund her/Zohran’s social programs. Dave calls it worst pitch ever. First move from Hochul’s social media team? Make fun of a guy who their boss is literally asking to move back (+ employs 100+ people in her state). Elite work. Truly.
Governor Hochul Press Office@NYGovPress

.@stoolpresidente Booked 2 bikes tomorrow. Hudson Yards. 5:30pm. Y2K Throwback Fridays with Jacob. Let's work this out.

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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
This is Freddy, a CBP dog. He was injured when Egyptian national Hamed Aly Marie KICKED him so hard that he went flying through the air. 190 Democrats just voted AGAINST deporting this animal abusing monster.
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Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok

BREAKING: The House has voted 228-190 to PASS the BOWOW Act, which allows for the deportation of any non-citizen who harms law enforcement animals. 190 Democrats voted AGAINST it

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MAZE
MAZE@mazemoore·
Gavin Newsom was recently on a podcast trying to explain his conflicting accounts of his abilities to read and write. It was a disaster. These clips are only two minutes apart. Newsom says that he never brings notes to a podcast and then two minutes later shows the notebook he brought to that podcast. It had talking points such as "Epstein" written on it.
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Raskin: "Thomas Paine was an undocumented immigrant." Jordan: "How was he an illegal immigrant? He was born in the UK and came to America, then a British colony." Raskin: "I didn't say he was an illegal immigrant. He was an undocumented immigrant."
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Roman Helmet Guy
Roman Helmet Guy@romanhelmetguy·
Elon could fix the discourse by letting users click a post and view likes by country. X already has this data, you can view it as part of the analytics for your own posts. Expose it publicly. It would be very very funny to see where people are getting their likes from.
Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews

BREAKING - New analysis of “comic” Dave Smith’s viral post, in which he justifies Islamist attacks on America, shows that roughly 90 to 95% of the accounts reposting it are foreign or radical Islamist accounts.

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Ben Sixsmith
Ben Sixsmith@BDSixsmith·
These lads will feign outrage and incomprehension when people have issues with wholesale demographic change but open a bigger cafe near a smaller cafe and it's the baked replacement.
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End Wokeness
End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
The best demonstration of leftism
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Karoline Leavitt
Karoline Leavitt@PressSec·
Thank you to ABC News for issuing a correction to this story. The problem? Their original, misleading story received 10M views and panicked people across the country. The correction only has 100K views. Fake News is real and it is dangerous. The Trump White House is working 24/7 to keep up with it all and fight back.
ABC News@ABC

UPDATE: The FBI has posted a fuller version of its alert to California authorities, which includes that the information was unverified. The latest version of this story has been updated with the full statement. abcnews.com/US/fbi-warns-i…

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Norm Macdonald
Norm Macdonald@normmacdonald·
What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims?
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Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
You know what? When there are terrorist attacks in the US by extremists I’d prefer that the same politicians and podcasters who egg them on with non stop inflammatory rhetoric and by endorsing Hamas rallies and who refuse to condemn phrases like “Globalize the intifada” and who blame everything on Jews don’t then try to act surprised or sympathetic when these attacks happen. It’s insulting and you’re not fooling anybody. I’d rather Mamdani be more like his wife who probably already smashed the like button a billion times and threw a party at Gracie Mansion. At least she owns it. Give me the straight forward hatred rather than the hypocrisy.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor

The attack on Temple Israel in West Bloomfield, Michigan is horrifying. My thoughts are with the congregation and all who are shaken by this act of antisemitic violence. I am continuing to closely monitor the situation. Out of an abundance of caution, the NYPD will continue to deploy high-visibility patrols to Jewish religious and cultural institutions across the five boroughs.

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Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
Previously imprisoned for trying to support ISIS? What are we even doing here? If you support terrorists groups either stay in jail for life or get kicked out of the country forever. This is what terrorist groups what to do. Kill Americans. Feel like I’m taking crazy pills
CBS News@CBSNews

NEW: The Old Dominion University gunman was identified as Mohamed Bailor Jalloh, an ex-National Guardsman previously imprisoned for trying to support ISIS, sources say. cbsn.ws/4bn4Scf

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