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@ProficFicus
26🌳 | Bo/ludo | Kinder IT teacher | Expert at avoiding responsibilities. Defender of Fiction. Interact at your own risk. 💊🔪|🫧🦊🍎
Rosario, Argentina | DMs Open Sumali Ekim 2023
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@Allosaurus_gr8 But then it will become the Allo bloodline. Ficuses are recessive
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@ProficFicus I don’t give a fuck, I’m continuing the Ficus bloodline. One way or another. Even if I have to impregnate you.

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I will never have this and thus should die.

Pimeii_@Pimeei_
if NPASWG were actually good #Polyester #brief
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@shiorexia Because they don't know what the prefix a- means and they keep making up shit to feel special and different. Words aren't descriptors for them, they're just vague suggestions.
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Amigo ni yo cuando voy a cortar el pasto y me revuelco en la tierra tengo tanta mugre encima. No se bañan estos forros? (Pregunta retórica)
José Fer Zú@ZPotxolin
Un barbero de la India ha causado revuelo tras supuestamente ofrecer servicios de afeitado y lavado de manos por tan solo 0,30 dólares (aproximadamente 10 liras turcas). Este servicio tan económico se ha convertido en tendencia en las redes sociales.
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State of the Tet update :
No news on car, sent all info I have to their investigator.
Still waiting.
Niece's car isn't fixed, their mechanic got fired and didn't leave notes. She got ahold of them and they're dropping the cost for literally forgetting.
Also she got a new job . Tldr she's now bribing me with burgers.
Also: massive movement on lawsuit case. Won't say anything, don’t wanna jinx it.
GIF
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@ADM_Welsly "Hey I hate everything you do and represent, and I'm gonna kill you, but I don't hate you" ?
Besides, I always found stupid about the flood.
Bitch you're God. You are omnipotent, just kill them personally and don't flood the planet maybe?
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@ProficFicus Anger doesn't equate to hatred. He hated sin and therefore, wiped out the sinful. And he also did promise not to do it again.
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He loved everyone so much he sent a flood.
God can hate. Else he wouldn't have found a group of humans so irredeemable to commit global genocide.
Satan@s8n
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Adding layers is easy. Clothes naturally trap your heat.
Removing layers can only go so far. Either the police gets involved or you're already naked and still sweating your ass off because it's humid 40C in the shadow.
brandon@SiNuTrmon
I’ll say it a million times if i have to but nobody who believes this has experienced real winter
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Art degrees killed that shit btw.
Art degrees literally turned art into a money laundering scheme of mentally ill imbeciles being exploited by the top 1% for tax refunds and what not at the turn of the century.
𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢@King_Sukunaaa
Stop treating art degrees like theyre useless then.
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@ahegao_horror I'm a desert Ficus I can survive by absorbing the moisture of camel pee 490km away.
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