Merlin

@AlfinCodes When were you born?

Developers be honest. What was your first code editor?

@piyush784066 VB

Which programming language made you fall in love with coding?

@Wizarab10 Owambe party 🎉

What exactly did you go there to do?

@drpenking How will you eat if they don’t create content for you to criticize 😎

If I log into social media one day and see a teacher use my child for content, me and that teacher would be in a serious problem

@TrendingEx You go explain tire👀

Update: Notorious APC alleged assassin, Shawarma who bragged he’s killed 32 people for APC in Ibadan, makes U-turn after learning Oyo Govt was on his trail. He now claims it was all cruise. “I was playing o. That’s how we play o. Please o.”

@ellabosslady_ Which currency?

I normally spend 500k on pad monthly.

@nalinrajput23 English Language

Be real, which programming language is the easiest?

@straceX I’m doing NPUs and still saving for an island 😀

web devs are fighting over which AI wrapper to build next while the guys writing C++ and managing memory allocation for the GPUs are quietly buying islands.

@AtelyNnaemeka1 @Wizarab10 Na dragon eggs?

Ormo, na so I bought 5 eggs to cook indomie on the night me and my guys were supposed to travel. I was still going back home when my guy honked at me that they were ready oo, I didn’t have time time to cook the indomie and the eggs again. I came back 2weeks later and saw the five eggs were hashed and that was how I started poultry business with the hashed eggs oo

Does egg expire? Like if you don’t eat it within a certain period, would it expire or spoil?

@stikves @ChShersh You missed out on other things 13yo did 😎

@ChShersh At 13... I was learning C, already mastered Pascal. Studying data structures and algorithms to get ready for competitive events. Those were really good days. And... also lots of DOOM Deathmatch at the lab.

At 13, I was implementing a casino in Visual Basic 6.0

@BwalaDaniel You want us to send you back to Mehdi?

CONSTANTLY INCONSISTENT AND INCONSISTENTLY CONSITENT

@LarryMadowo Hmm. I’m in shock. Orisirisi 🤮

Nigerians come to Kenya visa-free but Nigeria is denying Kenyans visas after applying, paying $80, submitting flight + hotel bookings, invitation letters etcetera. How is this acceptable?

@Adriksh Python 🐍 Remember the serpent in the garden of Eden 😀

C: God’s programming language. now tell me: which language is Satan’s?

@DabsMalone C actually.

Python is amazing until you get into robotics and realize everything important is written in C++.

@vahphor Does that look like a regular phone repairer to you?See the gadgets in his workshop. These are sophisticated repairers that have created a niche for themselves. They fix what others can’t fix. Don’t underestimate them.

I know this guy in Alaba a very well known phone repairer. People speak highly of him because he's widely regarded as one of the best engineers in the area. Some locals say he's been in the phone engineering business since his 20s, and that this same work helped him buy his first car, build a house in Ajah, and own more than two additional houses. All of this has me wondering how true the stories really are, because I find it almost impossible to believe that a phone repairer can make that much money.

@drpenking Is this guy really a medical doctor or a native doctor? Most of his posts are just begging for engagement 🤔

Tell Nicki Minaj that My self and my team are ready and eagerly anticipating her papers. Freedom of speech and expression is supreme in all constitutions in the world and I have the right to express my opinion at all times . Is she old? Yes she is 43 . There is nothing harassing about this. It is a publicly accessible information on Wikipedia. Should she retire? I think she should. That’s my personal opinion and I stand by it. You can agree or disagree. I will not be bullied or intimidated by Nicki Minaj or any other “celebrity”

@Odumodublvck_ Two portions of rice waiting for him in Kirikiri 😀

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

@Bigwavee00 Add Shege Pro and Shege Pro Max

What category are you in?🤣 Wealthy: above ₦2B Filthy rich: ₦800m - ₦2B Rich: ₦200m - ₦800m Comfortable: ₦50m - ₦200m Okay: ₦5m - ₦50m We thank God: ₦500k - ₦5m God dey: ₦150k - ₦500k E no easy: ₦30k - ₦150k Chai: ₦10k - ₦30k Sapa: ₦2k - ₦10k Shege: below ₦2k

@Bigwavee00 Net worth or bank account balance? 😀