Randy Ripper Jones

I smell like shit no matter what deodorant I use

Oh shit. Today’s Juneteenth?

@DanteTheDon @reedt4723 Bro get out there and help. This has you written all over it

Breaking yard report

@AmarePatterson Have fun with Belichick lmfao

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@richsnodgrass64 Just got one. What the go to recipe?

Almost 11pm I sit here in silence enjoying a pint from my ninja creami #Thoughts

Truck driver to me this morning, “My youngest was conceived at a confederate battlefield and my oldest at Atlanta motor speedway after a few beers” #Legend #Expand

Boss definitely just caught me staring at her ass

@JTburnerman We noticed.

@crimsonvad3r @BFW

Whose the worst cfb account?

Did not mean for this to reach gay Twitter

Gonna drive around my hometown butt ass naked tonight

@edward1mcdonald Wouldnt be my first time

Anyone wanna go loot a target or Best Buy on Juneteenth?

@DFDvbya @dadondesmond Jeep is just straight up gay

@dadondesmond Two through five Forerunner is fine but Jeep is good

2-5 correct Wranglers are the superior White man’s suv, broncos are the girl version.

@Greg_Fuhhels Oh FUCK

Get the fuck inside me you dirty little bitch

@jerrickblumpkin Tj maxx gift card

Birthday coming up, what do I even ask for?

@RyPassle The huzz

@RandyRipperYN What’s in Charleston

What’s everyone doing this weekend

@JTburnerman Bank account

What do I dox for 1k gotta be something good

@AmarePatterson Lmfao

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Might show up to my drug test today a little drunk

@bigbj153 Yeah we here

Taking roll call. Any fatass redneck niggas on here?