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@APCNigeria They captured Hauwa Lima. They warned they'd Kill Hauwa Lima They threatened to Kill Hauwa Lima They eventually killee Hauwa Lima @aishambuhari was/is busy fighting for her #2.5 Billion naira. @MBuhari was busy skimming for another 4yrs of calamity. #BuhariMustGo

@premierleague He was the best and will always remain the best

Jay-Jay Okocha with one of the most outrageous displays in Premier League history. And you can watch it back with myPL!

Get a 6.2kVA Lithium solar setup and spread your balance over six months.

You’re a useless bastard What about the JAMB students who were kidnapped? Why are you so unfortunate and useless? Are you an animal?

I can never understand Nigerian politics. Someone finished his time after a terribly woeful performance as power minister, to go and contest for Governorship election. And rather than arrive his state in humility and address the press solemnly - acknowledging the challenges and how there's a lot of work to be done, he gathered a crowd at the airport and declared a "heroic" welcome. Then started climbing jeep and waiving left and right like someone that just delivered 24/7 electricity. Never seen such shameless arrogance in failure.

Yul, Small boys that have come after you are winning AMVCA but you have constantly been rooted in YouTube movies . Your mates are producing movies , going to the big screen and you have remained in the same spot for decades

@WilJay_1 @detta1z You deserve more than the insult.

@detta1z I laugh when I post vintages and all I get is insults

Do you know how crazy it is for someone to spend $205,392 on a 725-mile E92 M3?...Nasu wasa ne!

@WilJay_1 That cost will give you 3 cyber trucks and you will still have enough change...

Now i understand perfectly why the only woman that agrees to marry this total waste of semen is a DEITY .

Glad to announce that, I have been appointed FCT Coordinator for the OK Movement (Obi/Kwankwaso). This is a mandate to organize, mobilize and confront the cycle of criminality holding Nigeria back. We will work together across every divide to build a system that rewards justice, security and real development. The future of Nigeria will not be negotiated, it will be reclaimed. Nigeria will be OK. A New Nigeria Remains POssible.

Sometimes the love is so strong, it’s really incredible. It fills you with joy. It cleanses the heart, it purifies it, and it gives the person a readiness to accept more of God’s love. —Harold Klemp Love—The Keystone of Life

A guy in my street spent 9 months in prison for something he never did. While he was inside, his mother aged in ways that had nothing to do with time. Outside, the girl who accused him was pregnant. Then her labor came. You know those Hard, Long and Dangerous ones. In the middle of it, between the pain and the fear of dying, something broke open in her. She grabbed the nurse’s hand and said it wasn’t him. He came back to the street quiet. Too quiet. The boy who used to greet everybody, Help neighbors carry things, Laugh loudly at nothing. Gone. What came back was harder. Colder. No empathy for anyone’s problems. No patience for people’s pain. Like he just switched something off and never switched it back on. I don’t blame him. They took something from him that the truth couldn’t return. His name was cleared. But nobody gave him back the person he was before they dragged it through the mud.

There’s NO state in Northern Nigeria that Obidient Movement does not have its structure. Our level of reception has also tremendously increased in the region. The South will feel insulted if a Northern candidate is presented. If Alhaji Atiku Abubakar endorses the OK ticket, ADC will win the 2027 elections before 12 noon. - Yunusa Tanko

Whatever you do, don't open a bank account in your own name. I didn't know this until my dad stopped me the day I got my first paycheck. I'd done everything right. Got paid. Went to the bank, opened a savings account in my name, and deposited the whole thing. My Boss looked at me and said, “You just put a target on your back.” Then I had no idea what he meant. He explained that the moment your money sits in your name, it's exposed. Creditors can see it. Lawyers can find it. Anybody with a judgment against you can freeze it and take it completely legally. So here's what he told me to do: Step 1. Go to the IRS and apply for an EIN. A tax ID number, but for a trust instead of a person. Step 2. Select a revocable trust as your entity type. List yourself as both the grantor and trustee. It gives you full control of everything. Step 3. Take that EIN to any bank and open an account under that trust name, not yours. The money is still yours. You spend it, move it, and invest it however you want. But on paper, it's not attached to you. If someone sues you, they can't touch what they can't see. This is the system intelligent billionaires have always used. Own nothing on paper, control everything in reality.

May God bless this Ticket 🤲

Before INEC dash am presidency na cho cho cho we dey hear Now as president, he begin shift blame to other people. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

There's a southern candidate that shows the sign that he can actually win election when giving the necessary support. he had an outing that no one ever think of he won alot of state's alot of votes and he won seat's for the senate and house of representative's with an unpopular political party and in a four man race what do you expect when it's a two man race it's going to be a walkover all what he needs it's a support that Man is Peter Obi with him on the ballot it will be a show NIGERIA WILL BE OK.

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

You will think it’s only on Twitter people are complaining about this government till you listen to radio. One woman lament till she burst cry this morning. God abeg wetin be this?

I hate tinubu broo, I never hate person like this before for my life lmao I no even sure say I fit hate person like this again after him

@AniebietChrist3 If the TV is na smart., how many inches., make I balance you some money go pick am..

I was 31. Business was good. She was 24, working in a salon. Met her when I went to barb. Smart girl, but struggling. She told me she dropped out of school because her dad died and her mum couldn’t pay for her and her two younger brothers.I liked her. Not just her face. Her hunger. She wanted more. First I paid her school fees. She went back to school — part time program. ₦280k per semester. I covered 4 semesters. Bought her laptop, paid for data. She called me “my destiny helper.” Then her brothers. One wanted to learn tailoring, the other wanted to write WAEC again. I paid. ₦60k for the machine, ₦45k for the exam runs and lesson. Their mum fell sick once. Hospital bill was ₦190k. I cleared it. No complaint. For her, it was the best life I could give. New apartment — I paid 2 years rent. Monthly allowance: ₦100k. Hair, clothes, iPhone 13. I took her to Ghana for her birthday. Introduced her to my sisters. Told my mum “this is who I want to marry.”I wasn’t doing it for thanks. I thought we were building. I believed if you pour into a woman, she’ll protect your name.Year 3, I traveled for business. 6 weeks in Turkey. We talked every day. Video calls. “I miss you,” “come back soon,” “I’m praying for you.”I came back unannounced. Wanted to surprise her. Got to the apartment 9pm. Her key was in the door. I heard a man’s voice inside. Laughing. I opened it. She was there. Wrapper tied to her chest. With her “course mate.” The same guy she said was “just a friend from school fellowship.” On my bed. My bedsheets. The one I bought from Dubai.She screamed. He ran out wearing only shorts. Didn’t even look at me. She didn’t beg. She just said: “You were gone. I was lonely. You don’t own me because you pay my fees.” That line broke me more than the cheating. I walked out. Left everything. The apartment, the TV, the fridge I bought. Never went back. Blocked her. Told her brothers to forget my number. Their mum called me crying. I didn’t pick up.I checked my account that night. In 3 years I’d spent ₦6.7M on her and her family. Not as investment. As love.