Rick Shull
363 posts

Because I'm getting older my audience is getting older. They've had to stop the show five times in the last two years cause somebody collapses.
So they turn the lights on and I say call 911.
Nobody has a phone because they put them
in those canvas bags with a lock. So I gotta call 911.
What's your emergency?
He says is there a doctor in that room?
I said I don't know. I don't like crowd work.
He goes is the guy breathing?
I've got the mic so I don't wanna be too disrespectful to the guy that could be dead.
He said can you get close to him?
I said I don't know how long the cord is on the mic. The paramedics arrived and he did die but still I got some good laughs out of it.
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@conquertheno The office
The simpsons
The Simpsons has over 800 episodes. Nearly 18,000 minutes.
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@esidery Oops! Last part backwards.
The draft lottery begins at the bottom.
They never show us the top 4 chosen.
The first lottery announcement (14th) will be the team with the BEST record not drawn 1 thru 4 and continues to number 5 the same way Then we see 4 thru 1 as drawn
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@esidery Each of the last 3 drafts, the team with the worst record has dropped to 5th. This is the worst the last-placed team can drop.
They only draw the top 4 picks, and then draft order begins in order from worst to best record remaining.
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The 2026 NBA Draft Lottery will arguably be the most important long-term moment in franchise history for the Pacers.
Indiana has a 52.1% chance of keeping their pick. If they fall to No. 5, the Clippers receive it from the Ivica Zubac trade.
A healthy Tyrese Haliburton alongside Zubac, a top-4 pick and their entire rotation has rival executives believing this could be the prohibitive favorite to win the East in 2027.


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Congrats Caden Pierce for winning gold at FIBA 3X3 Champions Cup
USA team won 19-14 over Spain.
Caden was named the Tournament MVP.
Excited to see him play for the Boilers next season. #BTFU


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@nickarvinsports We may have no roster spots if we only have 1 DSA. There are 16 on the roster. If we have 2 DSAs, we have 1 available. If we have 3 DSAS, then 2 availanle.
Not even sure we have room fpr Cluff. We need to see if anyone enters the portal, and get word on number of DSAs
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Jokes aside, it makes no sense for Purdue to realistically go after Rioux. I’m all for getting a center in the portal, but Painter already has a project in Jacobsen. You need someone ready to go Day 1.
Hard Rock Bet@HardRockBet
goodbye sweet prince, hello transfer portal. Where will Olivier Rioux land? 👀
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BREAKING: Florida 7-foot-9 center Olivier Rioux is entering the transfer portal, his agent @peteyannopoulos from @AthletesInPower Sports Management told @TheFieldOf68.
Rioux is one of the most popular players in the world and was a starter for Team Canada U19 at the World Cup last summer.

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@ltbob77 @jakequery @JoelBuzzard See. Still angry. No answers. The only response you ever have is dusty banners.
Just admit you were not alive for any of the dusty banners. Insufferable! I would think all that 'success' would give you a quiet confidence.
UCLA fans - so much better
IU fans - so bitter
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@Rickaroo99 @jakequery @JoelBuzzard Why is it that losers that have NEVER won anything are always crying because better teams have won a lot? LOSER!
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@ltbob77 @jakequery @JoelBuzzard Why is it the ones with dusty banners are always the angry, unhinged ones? I asked a very reasonable question that you completely ignored.
Your point was that a 72 year old title was ancient when 2 of yours are older. How old were you when each of your titles were won?
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@Rickaroo99 @jakequery @JoelBuzzard Show Purdues national championship banners from ANY TIME!!!!! Dumbasses crying because Purdue has NEVER won anything and NEVER will!
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I am probably in the minority here, but here are my thoughts on what the starting 5 could be early next season...
1. Omar
2. Cox
3. Pierce
4. Burgess
5. DJ
🤷♂️ @HammerAndRails
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@SchutteDustin I really had hoped Katie was the answer. After four years, it is starting to look like there is no end in sight. We once ran the B1G. Just sad.
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Another #Purdue women's basketball player plans to enter the transfer portal, bringing the departure number up to four:
si.com/college/purdue…
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