Rob B *️⃣

@brendanpetrilli Brendan, next time tap me on the shoulder and say hello. 😃

Wild jersey choice for Sixers vs Celtics tonight

@catturd2 Tom Lawrence almost wrote a good tweet, but failed trying.

LOL - of course.

@TheJoeyMcNeely Agreed. Think of a football player like a car. When you put 80,000 miles on a vehicle, you shouldn't expect to sell it for close to (let alone more than) what you initially paid. Eagles should be happy to get a 4th rd if they desperately need to get him out of their locker room.

The Eagles traded a 1st and a 4th round pick for AJ Brown, a 25 year old receiver. They are not turning around and getting a 1st and a 2nd for 29 year old AJ Brown on a big contract. This shouldn’t be hard for people to comprehend.

@RapSheet Why did the Ravens bench Derrick Henry for the last 12 minutes of the game?

The #Patriots clinch a playoff berth… while the #Ravens need to win out and get help.

@ScottHanson Says the guy who's wrong about everything.

Whoa ! That’s a TOUCHBACK

@AdamSchefter @MaryKayCabot The jokes here on this one pretty much write themselves.

Browns QB Deshaun Watson made his first road trip of the regular season and will be on the sideline today in Las Vegas, helping Shedeur Sanders in his first NFL start vs. the Raiders, as @MaryKayCabot reported.

@StevenACohen2 Why haven't you fired Mendoza yet?

Mets fans everywhere. I owe you an apology . You did your part by showing up and supporting the team. We didn’t do our part. We will do a post-mortem and figure out the obvious and less obvious reasons why the team didn’t perform up to your and my expectations We are all feeling raw emotions today. I know how much time and effort you have put into this team. The result was unacceptable. Your emotions tell me how much you care and continues to motivate the organization to do better. Thank You to the best fans in sports.

@anuibi @astronomerio Have we identified the two younger gentleman yet at the end of the clip who were super excited to be on the jumbotron too? #Interns?

@DefiantLs Those socks are hideous.

Always degeneracy…

@Wawa Sorry, I did not see it. I have no new DMs in my inbox.

@RobB07twtt Thanks, we sent you a DM! -Wawa Customer Relations

@DefiantLs Where's the rest of the video? I want to see when they get it in and close the trunk.

That one episode of Friends 😆

@nypost Sorry Madam, this isn't an Arby's.

Southwest Airlines passenger stripped naked, pooped on seat: report trib.al/UqjqvIl

@MikeFrancesa Hey Mike, do you think Colonel Sanders is chicken? I'll hang up and listen.

This Sanders coverage has been embarrassing. Completely ridiculous. Thankfully, we can move on.

@EmmanuelAcho Weird behavior is no crime either.

Thinking Shedeur Sanders should not be a first round pick is no crime, but celebrating him falling in the draft is just weird, very weird behavior.

@DefiantLs She's still single for a reason.

Woman dumps man on "Love Is Blind" because of his views on BLM, LGBTQ and the vaccine.

@CamNCharliesMOM @CurtisHouck @ScottJenningsKY @elonmusk @DOGE And a river!

@CurtisHouck @ScottJenningsKY @elonmusk @DOGE Denial is a drug.

CNN’s @ScottJenningsKY on @ElonMusk and @DOGE: “Meanwhile, if Donald Trump likes to be popular, he must be loving life right now because he's more popular than he's ever been...His approval is good...The DOGE effort is popular. I don't know if you guys saw Harry Enten’s reporting on this this morning, but the DOGE effort is popular and he also reminded us today he's the president. He's running the country. Elon Musk works for him. The cabinet works for him...I'm sure he's got cabinet secretaries saying, ‘well, look, you hired me to run this cabinet, and I need you to give me a little bit of authority here,’ and I don't much care whether they use a scalpel, a chainsaw, a sledgehammer, or a Mack truck. I'm just a Republican like all the rest of the Republicans that's wondering, how did the government get so big in the last five years from 2019, pre-Covid to 2024? You know, we went from spending 4.5 trillion to 6.2 trillion. All any Republican wants to know is: Does the government have to be this big? That's what Elon is asking.”

@DefiantLs 🎵🎵🎵 But where are those good old fashion values? On which we used to rely! ... 🎵🎵🎵

Best caption wins.

@ClayTravis How does someone so stupid have a platform on network television?

Joy Behar says Elon Musk supported apartheid in South Africa, later comes back on show, says she has no idea if that’s true and asks Elon not to sue her.

@DaveReinhardt5 @JDel1684 @nypost Or even care for that matter.

@JDel1684 @RobB07twtt @nypost Same lol. Here’s the flip side tho, if they had an affair & didn’t want us to know we’d never fucking know

Single women are spraying themselves in glitter to put cheating husbands on blast: ‘Will repel married men’ trib.al/ZFFieG6