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@YngveS2 @RAF_Luton Tell me you don't have a clue about how effective RAF camouflage schemes are without saying you don't have a clue how effective RAF camouflage schemes are.

@RAF_Luton Strangest F-22s I’ve ever seen🙄 Pucklehead

Photo of the Day: The F22s of the Red Arrows perform a flypast over The Big Tesco in Watford (Middlesex) in their famous Wobbly Line formation to mark the start of #EasterBreak Sale Photographed from a Canberra

@Filhab3 Can't imagine why, it's plane to see.

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.

@mangereman Move over Alamein Kopu.

She’s making a serious play for the mantle of dumbest wahine to ever curse our parliament Chapeau, madame Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke skips IMF event in Washington DC, cites price of fuel rnz.co.nz/news/political…

@LeeHurstComic 1 Charing Cross Road

This is class. 😁⬇️

@NZMAGAMike It's only a matter of time before one or other of the lazy shitstains comes up with "I kainga taku mahi kāinga e te kurī" as an excuse to get out of doing work that they're paid to do.

Te Pāti Māori MP’s IMF No-Show Sparks Debate Te Pāti Māori MP Hana-Rāwhiti Maipi-Clarke has stirred debate after choosing not to attend a major International Monetary Fund event in Washington, reportedly pointing to the cost of fuel and the financial strain many New Zealanders are facing at home.

@GavinEvs Sorry to say this, but I think it's your dad.

Crying at this chap 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ,someone must know him #totp

@EvilArthurFleck @chrislynchmedia When it gets too expensive for Uber eats to deliver their KFC and they have to get off their fat lazy arses to go and get it themselves, it will spell disaster for tangata whenua.

@chrislynchmedia As the only culture currently on Earth that never invented the wheel, I’m not sure how the fuel crisis creates more anxiety for them?

RNZ.

@EvilArthurFleck @ColinDo61690014 @chrislynchmedia If Maori 'invented the concept of trench warfare', how come military combat have been known as 'Sappers' (soldiers who dig "saps" - trenches - for hundreds of years? Sad how some people get sucked in by Maorification propaganda.

@ColinDo61690014 @chrislynchmedia Believe it or not, the Māori invented the concept of trench warfare which the British liked & perfected with insanity in WW1 As for inventing the wheel? Nope, Aerial weapons or hunting equipment? nope, not even a spear. Metals? Nope Gold? Nope, only ones with no use for that.

@OrdnanceReaper @Ryandally08 Traitor to her country (Scotland)

@Ryandally08 Punted from the Army for being a Malingerer. Thats all you need to know about this grifting POS

Deranged Australian politician, Jacqui Lambie, says that Elon Musk is a “social media knob” with “no social conscience” and should be in jail “with the key thrown away” She adds “he should not be allowed to be on his own ideology platform creating hatred”

@Ryandally08 Wow. She sounds like a cunt.

@RGRyan777 Scary for all concerned! Drug-induced anaphylaxis isn't common, about 1 in 10,000 risk with beta-lactamase antibiotics - most of the ones that end in "cillin" - so it would have been a bit traumatic for staff also. Health system in NZ creaks, but does what it says on the label.

My son lives in Auckland, NZ. Got a FaceTime call from him yesterday. From a hospital ER!! He'd gone to his PC Doc due to an abscess that had formed from an infected tonsil. Because it was so advanced, the Doc sent him to the hospital for treatment. They lanced/drained it and gave him a massive shot of penicillin...resulting in instant and severe anaphylaxis. Within moments, his BP dropped to 47/32. He was basically dying. A team of ten gifted doctors and nurses saved his life. And I am so grateful. But I am also so, well, messed up. 8000 miles away, my son was facing death and I knew nothing while it was happening. His wife knew and children knew nothing due to the sudden onset and the fact that there was simply no time to pause and issue an alert. I cannot explain the distress this has produced for my wife and I. We've had two long video calls since and he's doing well. But the distress lingers. Life is hard and we're so fragile...

@PaulHewitt91074 @TheGriftReport You probably think Rosie Jones is funny, right?

@TheGriftReport Some people can’t seperate humour and sarcasm it seems, I watched this and that’s exactly what it was

Carol Kirkwood, 63, fought back tears on her emotional final BBC Breakfast after 28 years, hailed as a “national treasure” with flowers and tributes galore. But co-star Naga Munchetty couldn’t resist one last brutal parting dig. After playing Carol’s best bits, Naga smirked: “I’m just waiting for the countdown for you to go!” She then handed her a Little Miss Sunshine painting and added: “Rare glimpse into me being lovely to you…” Viewers slammed it as rude and awkward.

@TheGriftReport Oh look! A shitstain that can read an autocue!

@NewZealandBoss Thin end of the fucking wedge. Wait till there's a few more of the Jackson/Tamihere/Waititi shitstains embedded over there. They'll be demanding tikanga, and te reo on all the traffic signs next.

MAORI are building a 'MARAE' (meeting place) in Greystanes, Sydney. Australian taxpayers will contribute $1 million to the project which will begin this year.

@Rise4Pal_Derry @DahliaKurtz Just like Northern Ireland, because of the atrocities committed by IRA/Provos. They should be kicked out of this year's competition. Oh, wait ... 😆😆😆😆😆😆

@DahliaKurtz Israel should not be allowed to take part in any sporting competitions, just like Russia and Belarus.

Bosnia's soccer team refusing to shake hands with the Israeli team at the Euros. The Bosnians were led by their captain. Muhamed.

@Dame__Jane I'm in as long as there is a decent whack of cayenne pepper in them, but you'll gave to be a bit less conservative than that with the butter.

Who wants a cheese scone?

@Donna__McLean Thanks for putting us right on that. I'm sure the majority of folk on X thought they were migrating rabbits

Two people died. People.

@PavlaK21339460 @marcjushm Hands up everybody who needs a light on to wipe their arse at night.

@SCFCNZ @marcjushm Exactly, what’s there to see while putting your hands behind your back!

👀👇 Dublin 2

@NZMAGAMike Fucking grifters like this are what's dragging this country down. 'Maorification' or 'decolonisation', or whatever the fuck else you want to dress it up as, is the equivalent of Europe's uncontrolled hordes of illegals. Thank God I don't have to put up with it for much longer.

Rhys here - I'm the investigations lead at the Taxpayers' Union. Earlier this year, it was revealed that Health New Zealand was holding compulsory "Karakia" sessions during work hours. But now, our own research has uncovered something even more absurd, this time at the Ministry of Business, Innovation and Employment (MBIE). Exposed: MBIE's daily workplace Waiata sessions 🎶🎤 While Kiwi businesses are facing economic uncertainty, the Ministry supposedly responsible for helping businesses has been spending our money on Workplace Waiata – i.e. staff singing sessions in their Wellington offices. And this isn't just a one-off thing: At their swanky Wellington offices, MBIE were hosting 30 minute sessions every work day, every week! MBIE employs 5,892 bureaucrats (it's grown from 4,676 in 2020), literally being paid to sing, clap, poi, and recite Māori proverbs and hymns. According to documents we've unearthed, last year, MBIE bosses attempted to reduce these sessions from daily 30-minute sing-alongs across various floors, to "just" 20 minutes, twice a week. According to email correspondence (obtained under the Official Information Act) one of the reasons for the 'cut back' was concerns about the Workplace Waiata causing noise distraction for others in the office. No kidding! But here's where it gets even more ridiculous... The precious MBIE staffers weren't having a bar of it! They revolted at management for daring to cut back the entitlement. MBIE's CEO was forced into crisis meetings to literally negotiate the waiata schedule! We've unearthed internal emails, chats, strategy documents, and even formal negotiations. Staff wrote an eight page submission demanding that the waiata "entitlement" continue. Staff described the sessions as "taonga" (treasure) and insisted they were essential for "wellbeing" and "capability building." They produced lengthy documents arguing why three sessions per week was the "bare minimum". The bureaucrats claimed that management's instruction to have the sessions during unpaid breaks was "colonial" and "culturally insensitive". They said even "relocating to enclosed rooms" (in order to avoid disrupting other staff in the open offices) was "viewed as symbolic marginalisation" and "hiding the kaupapa". You read that right. The Ministry responsible for making sure New Zealand’s economy works, from businesses and jobs to housing, immigration, and energy, spent months arguing about singing schedules. 📷 That's how woke self-entitled these MBIE staff have become. The "compromise" reached The final compromise and solution? Management eventually agreed through a "cultural negotiation" that the 30-minute sing-along sessions would not be abolished. Instead, they were reduced from five to three 30-minute sessions per week. 📷 Only in the public service could something so ridiculous require this level of executive time, negotiation, and outcome.