Sjoerd Troost 🇳🇱

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

@AITAcham Does this look/style have a name?

メイク変えてみたー似合うー？

@joyride68 @twetsfyp Gorgeous

@brookswild I stand correct! Sorry!

@SallyDangeloXXX Congratulations!!!

I went here last month for my birthday and im back tonight at the prime serious steakhouse Venice ....tonight is my anniversary 39 years .... dang ,that's metal territory ;)

@brookswild Great April fools

@joyride68 @centraldox Real woman ❤️

@makodon2011 Proof god is real

野外だと余計にね

Made something a bit special. Don't like it? Don't care. Listen to Triptech - Watch my 9 by Triptech on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/bsJik3RURBawlb…

@_mrahenkorah Nicolette. Not Angela out of principle.

Nicolette Shea Or Angela White

@tama_gxng What?! Marry me.

これに「太い」という感情を抱くのは 世界中で日本人男性のみだそうです、、

@asami_natsuki Beautiful

今日の投稿忘れちゃってた😭🙏🙏

@ember_paradox Almost a TAS

Is it REALLY an April Fool's joke if it feels scarily realistic and possible/probable?

@kenukeigo Good things about the UK: Pubs Beer Chip shops Millwall football club @MillwallFC

私はイギリスの英語、文化、そして人々を愛している日本人です。私はあなたの国のフィッシュアンドチップスそしてインドカレーが大好きです。私は私たちの友好的な関係性を望みます🇯🇵🤝🇬🇧

@GriftReport I don't. He put himself in the firing line. He expected this reaction. It was calculated.

I feel sorry for Paapa Essiedu (the new Snape in HBO's Harry Potter) after watching this It's not his fault it's a bad casting choice.

@CjDobson6 @iMessaage_ One thing Islam does correctly would be to treat this woman as she deserves. This man gave everything for her and this is how she repays him. Islam has it correct in this situation.

@iMessaage_ Uhh, yeah it was entirely her fault. She killed her husband.

رجل من كاليفورنيا اسمه ماكس تزوج امرأة وبعد فترة اتت لة رحلة عمل وسافر وعندما عاد لمزلة وجد زوجتة وصديقه المقرب فجن جنونه واخرج السـ لاح وهددهم بإنة سوف ينهي حياته ولكن لحسن الحظ تواصلت زوجتة بالشرطة سرا دون ان تبين لة وبعد تهدأت الوضع هذا الذي صار

@ako_kimu Beauty. Pure beauty. Thank you @elonmusk

【-`📢⋆お知らせ】 愛心はどこかの国のお姫様になります👸🌸 これからもよろしくね💕︎

@Rinrinyobi Thank you @elonmusk

39だけど、どうですか？？

@narindertweets Kids on a playground can do this. Do the Maltese Cross and people will actually be impressed.

Bet you can't do this! Easter weekend challenge! Go!

@Tincy_saya @elonmusk thank you

深夜3:15からサッカー日本代表🇯🇵VSイングランド代表🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 試合観れるかな？🙄 スコットランド🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿戦は寝てしまったので、今日は頑張って起きる！ 楽しみだー⚽️ #SAMURAIBLUE #サッカー日本代表

@021_fuuka Thank you @elonmusk

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