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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·21h

@edgebug2k Yeah that's my main task for this tomorrow. Need to move over 2,000 account balances from my stripe balance to user stripe connect balances. Need to not make typos on transfer script 😂

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·3d

@andrewmccalip Reply please 😕 x.com/i/status/20672…

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@andrewmccalip @chronomak 🥲 Please think about those of us in unsupported countries too. It would be great if you could give us some assurance about when it might become available, or let us know that you’re exploring solutions that won’t create extra stress for you. We’re willing to wait.

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·3d

couldn't help myself, I had to click on this ad honestly this is the stuff I want to see on the platform. ultra super niche early 2000s vibes, super wholesome pokillionaire.com

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·4d

@andrewmccalip @chronomak 🥲 Please think about those of us in unsupported countries too. It would be great if you could give us some assurance about when it might become available, or let us know that you’re exploring solutions that won’t create extra stress for you. We’re willing to wait.

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·4d

@chronomak I just did a live backend database migration from firestore to postgres on the fly with 1,000 people connected at 3am. If I screw up I may owe tens of thousands of dollars.

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·4d

@andrewmccalip Hey @andrewmccalip , have you thought about this yet? x.com/i/status/20669…

Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk

@andrewmccalip @ApexKing31 @0xubermenshh @arrpitttwts @andrewmccalip Crypto payouts seem like the simplest solution here. They avoid many of the cross-border payment restrictions and reduce the operational overhead.

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·4d

I'll be much less stressed after I get this SQL conversion done. Geeze. Hard to do user reports if the ledger is 70mil beacons long.

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·4d

@andrewmccalip @wingwallabang Hey @andrewmccalip , have you thought about this yet? x.com/SatoshiHulk/st…

Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk

@andrewmccalip @ApexKing31 @0xubermenshh @arrpitttwts @andrewmccalip Crypto payouts seem like the simplest solution here. They avoid many of the cross-border payment restrictions and reduce the operational overhead.

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·4d

@wingwallabang People trying their absolute best to DDOS the server. Screenshot? I'm still seeing all the billing working well on my side. Post your UUID from your dashboard?

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·11 Haz

Get paid to wait The Claude Code spinner might be the most watched line on Earth. So I turned it into an ad marketplace. Advertisers bid on it. You keep 50% of the money. Install the extension → get cash from ads. Introducing Kickbacks

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·5d

@andrewmccalip @ApexKing31 @0xubermenshh @arrpitttwts @andrewmccalip Crypto payouts seem like the simplest solution here. They avoid many of the cross-border payment restrictions and reduce the operational overhead.

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·5d

@ApexKing31 @0xubermenshh @arrpitttwts x.com/i/status/20667… 😟

Yeah but they have huge legal teams and accountants. I'm not a big enough deal to get into the preview program for India payouts 😟 Without that, it's just not possible. What's the consensus here, do we hard block people from signing up if there isn't a 100% path to getting paid soon? stripe.com/global

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Arrpit Tiwari@arrpitttwts·6d

What's the reason for earnings going down each day with more number of events ?? First day it was 1.6usd with 549 events and today its 0.34usd with 1600 events . @andrewmccalip ??

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·5d

@uratmangun2 @andrewmccalip @andrewmccalip have a look if its true

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·6d

Ads acquired. We needed a giant funnel of ad inventory and we found it. It's incredibly obvious that I have flipped over the table. There is no going back. This is going to be a generational speed run. If I pull this off, it will singlehandedly rewrite the rules for ad revenue share. The two-sided marketplace and transparent revenue share with users has shocked everyone. The target is $1 per agent per hour. That should be the gold standard. Transparent yield. Transparent split. Users get paid. The plan is simple: drag millions of dollars of advertisements onto the platform and hand the money to the users. Full Robin Hood style. I have leverage. I am going to use it.

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·6d

@andrewmccalip @heskelbalas @shahab1230 Please work towards integration of all countries or best crypto works

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·6d

@heskelbalas @shahab1230 We're only at like 95% uptime 😂

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Engineer Shahab Gohar@shahab1230·6d

@andrewmccalip So for unsupported countries, can you integrate other providers like payoneer, remitly,wise etc. your work is quite important for the third world countries. It help us manage our subscriptions.Please look forward to this situation. Thank you

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·6d

@andrewmccalip @andrewmccalip It means we are not going to receive it anytime soon. We need to wait until this becomes available, and there is still uncertainty about whether it will become available and whether we will receive the amount. Very unfair.

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·6d

I also apologize in advance, will miss a lot of message, I have 500+ DMs, about 500 emails to go through, twitter notifications are a bit flaky when there is so much traffic. Also haven't slept much!

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·13 Haz

@andrewmccalip @stripe 😆got it let it settle excitement on peak 😋

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·13 Haz

@SatoshiHulk @stripe The money has to settle in the bank accounts, we're moving too fast here!

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·13 Haz

36 hours later, we're sending the first payouts! Thanks to @stripe for making this all possible!

Get paid to wait The Claude Code spinner might be the most watched line on Earth. So I turned it into an ad marketplace. Advertisers bid on it. You keep 50% of the money. Install the extension → get cash from ads. Introducing Kickbacks

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·12 Haz

@andrewmccalip @knsggi @emteevibeeng I fixed the Codex bug and have submitted a pull request. Please review it when you have a chance.

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·12 Haz

@knsggi @emteevibeeng I need 12 hours to get a few bugs out, almost there!

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·12 Haz

Taking a few vacation days to focus on the absolute insanity around Kickbacks.ai. This started as another dumb weekend coding project and got WAY out of hand. I’m just a hardware guy who likes tinkering with weird new concepts, but this is starting to feel like OpenClaw 2.0. Going to speedrun the same loop: harden servers, fight fraud, onboard users, triage the flood of issues, cut deals, and try to keep the wheels on. Fight back the bot army, then focus on payouts. I’ll be live posting through it. DMs are open. Sorry in advance if replies are a little delayed. Wild 72 hours ahead.

Get paid to wait The Claude Code spinner might be the most watched line on Earth. So I turned it into an ad marketplace. Advertisers bid on it. You keep 50% of the money. Install the extension → get cash from ads. Introducing Kickbacks

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·12 Haz

@ben_oneill66 @andrewmccalip Check amount i am only running 1 session but no amount is gettin increased even though i am under limits

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Ben O'Neill@ben_oneill66·12 Haz

@SatoshiHulk @andrewmccalip ps pls don't ban me @andrewmccalip !

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·12 Haz

Going to sleep, please don't break anything, the clankers tending the system are still learning the ropes... I'll post the ARR number tomorrow

Get paid to wait The Claude Code spinner might be the most watched line on Earth. So I turned it into an ad marketplace. Advertisers bid on it. You keep 50% of the money. Install the extension → get cash from ads. Introducing Kickbacks

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·12 Haz

@ben_oneill66 @andrewmccalip Check amount i am only running 1 session but no amount is gettin increased even though i am under limits

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·12 Haz

@ben_oneill66 @andrewmccalip Your amount in increasing?

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·12 Haz

@TestClipping @andrewmccalip Mine too

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Clip Test@TestClipping·12 Haz

@andrewmccalip I am using Claude Code but balance isn’t updating why?

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Satoshi Hulk@SatoshiHulk·12 Haz

@andrewmccalip @lucasselfslagh @twilio My earning is stuck and cant earn more This month shows 60+ Today shows 0

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·12 Haz

I talked to the stripe enterprise team today and we're going to get the whole payout process automated. It's actually quite a bit of work behind the scenes, because you're basically paying people as 1099 contractors, so there is a whole onboarding process, identical to youtube or X payouts. We're probably about a week away from real cash being sent out. It needs to be 100% legal, by the book, this will be thousands of accounts.

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Andrew McCalip@andrewmccalip·12 Haz

We're back, email system is back online, thanks @twilio I bought you guys some ads 😂