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@sierrahull So good.

Fun times w/ Sierra Ferrell and John C Reilly in Los Angeles… 🤍

💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

50-year-old man arrested after faking heart attack in 20 restaurants to avoid paying bill.

@imdurante Congrats my guy. So happy for you.

we got engaged 🥰

@BillSimmons Vince Carter?

If you had to name one NBA superstar in history who… 1. Consistently came up short in the playoffs 2. Quit on multiple teams 3. Consistently showed a lack of accountability 4. Got the most coaches/teammates either fired or traded Who’s the 1st guy that comes to mind?

@TuckerCarlson Hello Mr Carlson, I’d like to formally invite you to appear as a guest on my politics and current events talk show, The Adam Friedland Show. I understand you’ve worked with my colleague Luis j Gomez on your previous endeavor, I’m sure he’d be happy to vouch! Best, Adam

@smokestacks So if you’re in the pool you’re totally safe?

gm. From me and this oddly specific sign at a hotel I’m at. (I didn’t bring my bathing suit anyways)

@smokestacks This is good content.

Promised myself I wouldn’t go crazy today. Yet, here I am.

@diplo This is a pretty cool tweet.

Everything has to be the best or the worst now. Can’t it just be the only show that was supposed to have an ice rink but didn’t?

Tickets for our Red Rocks weekend are NOW ON SALE 💥 7/20 @paramountdenver then 7/21 + 7/22 @RedRocksCO 💥 Sound of the Light 💥 Get your tickets ASAP: axs.com/series/17815/s… See you there 🌈🚀✨ LFG!!!

Eagles win Rihanna starts with pon di replay Gatorade is yellow My dad hates me 👊 🎤

@united @DBerko these guys are stealing you bit.

These Birds fans brought the inflight entertainment en route to PHX. Headed to the Big Game? Share your pics. 🏆✈️🌵🏈

@catchdini Are you nuts man!? You’re supposed to avoid this guy.

That's amazing magic!

@bitvargen You spelled SLOSS wrong dog.

SLOWL

Cars used to come with built in lighters.

@hi_mija How does publishing on that work?

Started using ChatGPT to write songs. Game over ya'll

@CallenderThinks Tuna salad: how much celery is too much celery?

@CallenderThinks This place has heavy Seinfeld but broke vibes.