Scott Lilly 🇺🇸

In case we get hantavirus lockdowns, I picked up 12 rolls of toilet paper this morning.

My favorite graphics tool, for years.

@SydneyLWatson Right-click -> Save to -> C:\FutureMemes

Sydney, keeper of the bees. 🐝

@hiranoi_nomade I'm a big fan of Japanese knives.

包丁の形は色々あるんですから、このイラストは間違っているとかそういうの気にしなくて大丈夫ですよ（そんな投稿を見たけどどこかいっちゃった）

@tuuu28283 In Tennessee, we only have to pay for a $75 sticker every year, no matter what size engine.

アメリカの兄弟達 年に一回の車の税金がきた 3600ccは65500円 高すぎる この制度がなければv8とか乗りたいのに、、、

@klara_sjo The classic Appointment in Samarra problem.

If there is a place known as the Klara death house I simply will not go.

A fellow medical mystery

@MagneticNorse Guess you've never heard of the Lincoln Park Pirates youtube.com/watch?v=dF3q7o…

Chicago is WILD Stoney island and 81st got some tow trucks getting into it

@amishdude I heard, if you get a boy cow and a girl cow, you'll get more cows for free.

Farming is a free money glitch, that’s why we do it

@4nt1p4tt3rn @BudLightSadness "What's for dinner?" "I forgot."

@BudLightSadness "What's for dinner?" "Slow-cooked things."

You can just put things into a crockpot and cook it for 36 hours and it will de damned delicious

@SGTWipper1Each Woodland Green

Using a uniform pattern, how old are you?

I have an idea for the next season of Fallout

@angelaroosee In the tech world, most layoffs are because management over-hired in the past, or has no idea what to do with their programmers. The layoffs being blamed on AI improving efficiency are largely "AI washing" - just using AI to provide cover.

Is AI going to replace people and jobs or replace people who don't know how to use it?

Longshot, but if anyone knows of inexpensive 5-20 acres in Tennessee, with low/no restrictions and simple building codes, please get in touch with me.

@hisuipottery I love the circuits on the coffee mug and chawan!

【イベント出展のお知らせ】 ちょっと気が早いですが、次のイベントのお知らせです。HandMade In Japan Fes（HMJ）に出展します。出展日は7月11日（土）のみです。 ◇HandMade In Japan Fes2026 ◇東京ビッグサイト ◇7月11日（土）11時～19時 ＊写真の恐竜フィギュアの一部は販売済みです。

@the_sandalorian @RonnieAdkins I would get in

What do you do in this situation?

Spring cleaning feels so good. Besides physical things, I've been cleaning up and organizing my financial accounts (and finding a bit of money to save).

@AsianDawn4 Had a crush on her from "Streets of Fire"

🇯🇵 Vintage Japanese Diane Lane diamond commercial. This actually makes me want to buy some diamonds for my girl. Not those De Beers commercials where some chick runs down a hall looking confused like she has Alzheimer's

This is what you can expect when "non-technical people are going to push to production"

@drjoshcsimmons As someone with decades of experience pushing things to production, their idea was one of the dumbest I've ever heard.

“Nontechnicals are pushing code to production” No more than 48 hours later…