Segway Nerd

Not drinking Elon’s Kool Aid anymore. Please find me at VegJedi on BlueSky or UseHuck on Mastodon.

@redrobinburgers I mostly don’t use “X” anymore, but you aren’t on BlueSky. You effed this up royally, and you have yet to say a word about it. There are already boycotts gaining traction. I sure hope you are planning to make this right.

Today is Yom HaShoah. And yet there are still thousands of people protesting in favor of an organization whose stated goal is genocide of Jews. This is not just a day to remember. This is a day to realize that anti-Semitism is as big a problem as ever and evil is all around us.

Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. Futurama. #Avenged

@elonmusk I’m leaving Twitter because you brought back @realdonaldtrump . And while you’ll never realize it, my tweets were far better than his.

It's time for @Spotify and @AppleMusic to drop Ye. h/t Danny Marsh

In case you didn't know, @Twitter is a cesspool of authorized antisemitism

Just got wrongfully censored by @Yelp AGAIN. The reason they provided is objectively false. F you, Yelp.

The season one finale of #RebootOnHulu has dropped and soooo much happens! All eight episodes are now streaming!

@billprady If you have an idea for an alternative to Twitter and would like to lead a mass exodus of Jews, I’m in.

I AM PROUD TO BE JEWISH. I stand with the Jewish community.

For Leslie Jordan #RIP

How is it possible that the M2 processor made it to iPads before desktop Macs?

Oil prices today: $85.90 a barrel Gas prices today: $3.85 a gallon Oil prices in April 2010: $85.66 a barrel Gas prices in April 2010: $2.85 a gallon Gas prices are $1 a gallon higher than they should be because of Big Oil's greed. We need a windfall profits tax.

Inflation Rate 🇪🇺: 10.9% 🇩🇪: 10.9% 🇬🇧: 10.1% 🇮🇹: 9.4% 🇪🇸: 9% 🇮🇪: 8.6% 🇺🇸: 8.2% No. Inflation is not going up in the U.S. because the working class got a $1,400 check 19 months ago. Multinational corporations are jacking up prices worldwide.

I call on @GooglePlay and @iTunes @tim_cook to remove Truth Social from their App Stores for promoting anti-Semitism.

@BurgerKing Why doesn’t the Ghost Pepper Whopper have an Impossible version?

Here’s why the Prime Early Access Sale flopped: 1. Events too frequently, dilutes excitement 2. Mediocre selection 3. People are broke 4. It spells PEAS

All fetuses start as female. Since Republicans believe life begins at conception, that means all men are trans men. And since Republicans don’t recognize trans rights, all people are women. And since Republicans don’t support same-sex marriage, no one can ever get married!

Family Guy Gag Read: twitlonger.com/show/n_1ss5c9v