Simon Page™

But wait, there's a new episode of Game of Thrones and Endgame is still in cinemas... and there's also a royal baby too. And Trump. Don't worry about this at all. Not at all. bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…

1972 ➡️2026 Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

Artemis II astronauts blast into space on historic Moon mission bbc.in/41LFsjW

@PolitlcsUK Hope this is actually practical!

🚨 NEW: The Government says bus passengers in all of England will be able to start tracking their bus in real time through Google Maps from tomorrow

Rassie Erasmus has signed a multi-year deal to replace Steve Borthwick as England head coach. sarugbymag.co.za/rassie-quits-b…

Trump's Iran Downfall

“you are not gonna fuckin believe this,T”

@CBSNews Maybe it was a KitKat burglar? 😏

A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist that risks causing a shortage in stores right before Easter. cbsn.ws/40Z0ADi

I've got two ways. 1. Take the fucking phone off them. 2. Dont give it back.

@zilevandamme The way that dog looked at the camera... "You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation".

I can’t stop watching this. 🤣Dealing With Karens Final Boss.

It's been emotional.

I understand some people hate the left. I understand that some people are conservative. I understand some people are nationalists. But what I don’t understand is why anyone, whatever their world view, would be unable to see Trump for what he is as a human being. It’s a simple matter of basic judgement. He is unfit. Utterly unfit.

MAX DOWMAN RUNS THE LENGTH OF THE PITCH AND WINS IT FOR ARSENAL! 🌟 The youngest-ever Premier League goalscorer!

Beyond parody

"The war in the Middle East is creating the largest supply disruption in the history of the global oil market." - the @IEA in its latest oil market report

Not the news I wanted to wake up to!!!!! Crazy. RIP Soli Philander. Thank you for inspiring me to do what I do. 🙏🏼💜

Forever an icon, and for my generation, as Timothy Traddle. RIP, Soli. Condolences to his family, fiends and loved ones.

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You want me to be physically present at a meeting in the office? Like the Ayatollah?

@AyoCaesar 🤣🤣

Maybe WW3 can break out before we get relegated.