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@SleeperTX

Husband, Father, Streamer, Die-hard Texans & Spurs fan!

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BRENDEN OLDENBERG
BRENDEN OLDENBERG@BROTHESNIPERยท
@SleeperTX I'm sorry, bro. He was a good man. He was fun to hang out and game with. He's going to be missed.
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hymn duncan
hymn duncan@hymnduncanยท
Ran out of challenges already because Wemby got called for two bogus fouls lmao โœŒ๏ธ
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Dadman Standing
Dadman Standing@dadmann_walkingยท
every night I come home and later regret not buying cheesecake.
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Joe
Joe@joenahnahยท
@SleeperTX ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ look for me on the news
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Joe
Joe@joenahnahยท
Kid: That cloud looks fake... Me, flatly, exhausted by the state of the world: It probably is. We're living in a simulation, you know... Wife getting me back on track:
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Joe
Joe@joenahnahยท
Wife: Hey, you weren't at Dunkin Donuts earlier were you? Me: Nah, I drove by but I didn't stop there, why? Wife: No reason. 5 o'clock news: A man is on the loose after being seen dancing naked in the lobby of the Dunkin Donuts on [local street]. She asked so casually. Like it was a genuine possibility. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Dadman Standing
Dadman Standing@dadmann_walkingยท
43 tomorrow. no real plans. Buuuut if you wanna buy me a coffee or a drink my venmo is shane83
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Dadman Standing
Dadman Standing@dadmann_walkingยท
hot dad shit but it's just me cleaning the pan instead of letting it soak overnight.
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Dadman Standing
Dadman Standing@dadmann_walkingยท
if you wear socks with slides, I assume you also microwave fish at work like an asshole.
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Gary Andrews
Gary Andrews@GaryScribblerยท
Well, well. 10 years of doodles! From daily jokes, through a grief journey, solo parenting, new love, fitness attempts - a record of the ups and downs of everyday life. Itโ€™s become quite the community - hereโ€™s to the NEXT decade. Care to come along? #doodleaday
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Dawg
Dawg@HTownHDawgยท
@SleeperTX Yep, about 5 different places but finally got it. Havenโ€™t had one like that in years!
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Dawg
Dawg@HTownHDawgยท
Let this be a lesson to you, kids. DONโ€™T over tighten your oil filter! Now, if youโ€™ll excuse me, Iโ€™m covered in oil ๐Ÿ˜‚
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San Antonio Spurs
San Antonio Spurs@spursยท
there's only one Iceman ๐Ÿฅถ
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Houston Texans
Houston Texans@HoustonTexansยท
And no it's not the turkey leg ๐Ÿ˜
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